Texas Spring/Summer Thread

   / Texas Spring/Summer Thread #3,421  
FG,
Your gonna need to come down here and do a naked rain dance. I would do it myself, but I bruised my left heel yesterday while wearing my moccasins.
hugs, Brandi
 
   / Texas Spring/Summer Thread #3,422  
There's an inch of sky in my gage.:umbrella-guy: Need I say anything more?:cheerful:
 
   / Texas Spring/Summer Thread #3,423  
There's an inch of sky in my gage.:umbrella-guy: Need I say anything more?:cheerful:

No. I think you have said enough! :laughing:
 
   / Texas Spring/Summer Thread
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#3,424  
There's an inch of sky in my gage.:umbrella-guy: Need I say anything more?:cheerful:

An inch? My gauge is plumb full . . . . of hot sunshine. I haven't gotten an inch of rain with all the little showers combined for the last month and a half.
 
   / Texas Spring/Summer Thread #3,425  
The sun was shining when it rained today. It lasted long enough to completely miss my rain gage. Maybe I need a bigger gage?
I got to talk FG to come down here and do a naked rain dance.:thumbsup: I'll charge the neighbors behind me admission.:eek:
hugs, Brandi
 
   / Texas Spring/Summer Thread #3,426  
bindian; You'll make more money if you charge them to NOT see me! :eek:
 
   / Texas Spring/Summer Thread #3,427  
I did a naked rain dance,:eek:, well I had my coveralls on with booths and white tee shirt.. but under all of that I was naked if you don't count my drawers,:cool2:, I did it out by the streets.:eek:. people drove by and threw money at me while laughing.:dance1:. I got enough to take my wife out to Sonic and we had burgers and fries.. We didn't get any rain tho,:confused3:, may have been the wrong dance,:mad:, maybe a BigMac dance.:thumbsup:. but the burgers were good.:licking:. they need to work on the fries.:yuck: I had my own drink/:drink:/ wife drove.. she said how many quarters did you get.:confused:. women always wants to take your hard pole dancing money:laughing:. Lou
 
   / Texas Spring/Summer Thread #3,428  
I did a naked rain dance,:eek:, well I had my coveralls on with booths and white tee shirt.. but under all of that I was naked if you don't count my drawers,:cool2:, I did it out by the streets.:eek:. people drove by and threw money at me while laughing.:dance1:. I got enough to take my wife out to Sonic and we had burgers and fries.. We didn't get any rain tho,:confused3:, may have been the wrong dance,:mad:, maybe a BigMac dance.:thumbsup:. but the burgers were good.:licking:. they need to work on the fries.:yuck: I had my own drink/:drink:/ wife drove.. she said how many quarters did you get.:confused:. women always wants to take your hard pole dancing money:laughing:. Lou
Lou,
So that is how I got rain for 2 minutes with the sun shining. You need to go back out and dance a couple of days! I need more than 2 minutes worth.
hugs, Brandi
 
   / Texas Spring/Summer Thread #3,429  
Bird, Great funny stuff. The Fighter Pilot one was right on.

Charlie
 
   / Texas Spring/Summer Thread #3,430  
An inch? My gauge is plumb full . . . . of hot sunshine. I haven't gotten an inch of rain with all the little showers combined for the last month and a half.

It's amazing what a few miles difference makes under a Texas Thunderstorm. That deep red dot on the radar sat right over my house and funneled water into my gage this time. This morning, the yard and garden are too wet to do any work in, so I'm gonna sit in the house and gloat. :thumbsup:
 

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