I hadn't seen this thread before either. I have to agree with you - conventional is not the way to go for a handy tractor which is why I bought the small Versatile Bi-directional (150 model) - it has most of the features you guys are mentioning. 70 hp, rotating seat and control panel to go either direction, hydrostatic, loader and 3 pt in full view, articulated steering, equal size tires, weighs only 7800 so it doesn't tear up the lawn, quicktach loader, lift height of about 10', etc.
This is a 1980 model so they have been around and probably where some of the concepts that Steiner and PT use came from.
the one thing I am not a fan of is that with the cab between the loader arms it is a little difficult for a big guy like myself to get in and out of.
The price of these is a about the same as a CUT of the same vintage as they are too small for most farmers these days.
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Note the direction that she is driving it.