Eddie,
Thank you, thank you, thank you! That may be the funniest thread I've ever seen. Only problem is I almost sprayed the monitor screen with the sip of Jack Daniels on the rocks I had just taken...Lord knows I hate to waste Jack.
Oh yeah, reminds me to go kiss my bride of nearly 16 years who has put up with me more often than I deserve. As the guy from Arkansas I worked for when I was in college used to say talking about us marrying our wives, "(fill in your name if your as lucky as me), best day's work you ever did!" And yes, I'm a lucky guy! I ought to know, it took more than one try to find her!!!
GGB