You Know You Are Old When

[Sigarms]

Hi Curly. Kill anyone today?
Day ain't over.

Old school actor.

Born dirt poor from a coal mining family, served his country and made something with his life.

I always liked him growing up as a kid because my dad liked him. He changed his last name so people could actually pronounce it (it like my dads family did LOL).

 

[WinterDeere]

Hi Curly. Kill anyone today?
Day ain't over.

Wow. Now that I think about it, I think that was actually the line being given, in that very scene! Good recall.

Pretty good movie, if I recall, but it's been a long time since I saw it.

 

[goeduck]

I spoke with my Dr. about why they still do such an invasive procedure that is potentially dangerous.
At the time I had been for a CT Scan for something else. They didn't find anything and he was also able to tell me that there were no blockages in my arteries as an aside.
I asked why they don't do that instead of a colonoscopy since it's able to pickup such small details.
Answer was that during a colonoscopy if there are polyps they can get an immediate sample.
I asked how many have polyps. Not many.
So the large (vast) majority of us are forced to undergo an uncomfortable, potentially dangerous procedure that could be done much more easily. For the small number that do have polyps etc this could be followed up by a colonoscopy.
I'm convinced Drs. make more money the invasive way.

I worried before my first colonoscopy because of all of the negative comments that I had heard over the years. After it was done, I sure questioned what I had heard. It was a breeze. I cook in our house so taking the prep wasn't as bad as some of my cooking. Snip the polyps while they are in there and you are done. My uncle died of very preventable colon cancer because he wouldn't have a colonoscopy.

 

[Sigarms]

If you have never read the Dave Barry colonoscopy column, I recommend it.

https://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article1928847.html

Thanks for that.

I actually forgot about Dave Barry.

Dad got me reading Art Buchwald and mom got me reading Erma Bombeck. Dave Barry kind of replaced both for me after both Mr. Buchwald and Mrs. Bombeck died.

Local newspapers kind of suck now. Locally over $3 per paper ($4 on Sunday), when I had a paid subscription they could never deliver on a regular time at all (if they made the delivery at all), and the comic section keeps getting cut and kind of suckS as well (at least locally).

I was very impressed however with the San Francisco newspaper though when were in California late last year. Comics even came in color on a weekday!

Newspapers are my crack cocaine now. Spend way too much money to read the paper but it was a habit my dad got me into, and if I want one, I need to pay the bend over price at a gas station.

That's another sign you're old. You like to read the newspaper over a cup of coffee in the morning instead of reading it online via an electronic devise where it's cheaper.

 

[Sigarms]

I'm convinced Drs. make more money the invasive way.

Last November spent a week in Tahoe with the wife.

Don't normally hurt, but long story short, went to the emergency room out there due to some very severe neck pain (never experienced before in my life).

Emergency room visit was actually nice. Only two hours total time. They only did some bloodwork, and I talked with the Dr. and nurse a couple of times, because the worst thing you can do is become a doctor yourself by reading about your ailment because the word meningitis kept coming up with me reading LOL

Was paying my end of my last bloodwork yesterday (physical this month) actually and my wife mentioned about that emergency room visit in California because I may need to write another check for that visit 4 months ago.

Wife asked me to guess what the total tab was for those 2 hours. I replied "what, a couple of grand?"

Total "cost" being charged by the hospital was $7,400.

There was NOTHING invasive about that visit other than what they are charging IMO.

 

[Sigarms]

You know your getting old when you watch TV at night and you can watch an entire commercial and you have no clue what they're selling...

 

[Oaktree]

Local newspapers kind of suck now. Locally over $3 per paper ($4 on Sunday), when I had a paid subscription they could never deliver on a regular time at all (if they made the delivery at all), and the comic section keeps getting cut and kind of suckS as well (at least locally).

I was very impressed however with the San Francisco newspaper though when were in California late last year. Comics even came in color on a weekday!

Newspapers are my crack cocaine now. Spend way too much money to read the paper but it was a habit my dad got me into, and if I want one, I need to pay the bend over price at a gas station.

That's another sign you're old. You like to read the newspaper over a cup of coffee in the morning instead of reading it online via an electronic devise where it's cheaper.

Agree that newspapers have gone way downhill. It's gotten so the Sunday paper is thinner than a mid-week day's paper not that many years ago. Price has not gone down to reflect the lack of content.
Local grocery store has a basket with day old papers for free, I'll just grab one of them. Not paying $3 for something I can read cover to cover in 5 minutes.

 

[Oaktree]

Colon cancer tends to develop slowly. A lot of old men die with colon cancer, but they don't die FROM it. After a certain age, depending on the details, something else is likely to be the eventual cause of death.

That's basically what my dr. told me.

 

[Engineer42]

Thanks for that.

I actually forgot about Dave Barry.

Dad got me reading Art Buchwald and mom got me reading Erma Bombeck. Dave Barry kind of replaced both for me after both Mr. Buchwald and Mrs. Bombeck died.

Local newspapers kind of suck now. Locally over $3 per paper ($4 on Sunday), when I had a paid subscription they could never deliver on a regular time at all (if they made the delivery at all), and the comic section keeps getting cut and kind of suckS as well (at least locally).

I was very impressed however with the San Francisco newspaper though when were in California late last year. Comics even came in color on a weekday!

Newspapers are my crack cocaine now. Spend way too much money to read the paper but it was a habit my dad got me into, and if I want one, I need to pay the bend over price at a gas station.

That's another sign you're old. You like to read the newspaper over a cup of coffee in the morning instead of reading it online via an electronic devise where it's cheaper.

Used to be a guy that wrote the back page article for field and stream. His review of the first multi tools on the market was hilarious.

I read two papers everyday. I get quite frustrated regarding the poor job done proofreading articles.

Grammar, spelling, not a worry it seems. In the computerized world you'd think it would be better. Evidently not.

 

[drssg]

Thanks for that.

I actually forgot about Dave Barry.

Dad got me reading Art Buchwald and mom got me reading Erma Bombeck. Dave Barry kind of replaced both for me after both Mr. Buchwald and Mrs. Bombeck died.

Local newspapers kind of suck now. Locally over $3 per paper ($4 on Sunday), when I had a paid subscription they could never deliver on a regular time at all (if they made the delivery at all), and the comic section keeps getting cut and kind of suckS as well (at least locally).

I was very impressed however with the San Francisco newspaper though when were in California late last year. Comics even came in color on a weekday!

Newspapers are my crack cocaine now. Spend way too much money to read the paper but it was a habit my dad got me into, and if I want one, I need to pay the bend over price at a gas station.

That's another sign you're old. You like to read the newspaper over a cup of coffee in the morning instead of reading it online via an electronic devise where it's cheaper.

If you're interested, Dave Barry has become more active recently. It kind of nags you to subscribe for a fee, but you don't have to.

Dave Barry’s Substack | Substack

It's pretty random. Click to read Dave Barry’s Substack, a Substack publication with tens of thousands of subscribers.

davebarry.substack.com

 

[ultrarunner]

Thanks for that.

I actually forgot about Dave Barry.

Dad got me reading Art Buchwald and mom got me reading Erma Bombeck. Dave Barry kind of replaced both for me after both Mr. Buchwald and Mrs. Bombeck died.

Local newspapers kind of suck now. Locally over $3 per paper ($4 on Sunday), when I had a paid subscription they could never deliver on a regular time at all (if they made the delivery at all), and the comic section keeps getting cut and kind of suckS as well (at least locally).

I was very impressed however with the San Francisco newspaper though when were in California late last year. Comics even came in color on a weekday!

Newspapers are my crack cocaine now. Spend way too much money to read the paper but it was a habit my dad got me into, and if I want one, I need to pay the bend over price at a gas station.

That's another sign you're old. You like to read the newspaper over a cup of coffee in the morning instead of reading it online via an electronic devise where it's cheaper.

Still get the SF Chronicle but it’s almost $90 a month and every time I think about canceling there is a blockbuster story… last house in the area to get the paper.

 

[Sigarms]

If you're interested, Dave Barry has become more active recently. It kind of nags you to subscribe for a fee, but you don't have to.

Dave Barry’s Substack | Substack

It's pretty random. Click to read Dave Barry’s Substack, a Substack publication with tens of thousands of subscribers.

davebarry.substack.com

I always enjoyed his columns. Will look into it.

I can always catch the local news on my phone worse case.

What I really would like to find is a place is to read daily comic strips LOL

My local newspaper keeps cutting them down and the few they added are older ones that I really never found that funny.

 

[MossRoad]

Wow. Now that I think about it, I think that was actually the line being given, in that very scene! Good recall.

Pretty good movie, if I recall, but it's been a long time since I saw it.

Watch it again. It never gets old.

 

[Jstpssng]

Used to be a guy that wrote the back page article for field and stream. His review of the first multi tools on the market was hilarious

Ed Zern, his column was "Exit Laughing."

He had some good columns for sure.

 

[JethroB]

Thanks for that.

I actually forgot about Dave Barry.

Dad got me reading Art Buchwald and mom got me reading Erma Bombeck. Dave Barry kind of replaced both for me after both Mr. Buchwald and Mrs. Bombeck died.

Local newspapers kind of suck now. Locally over $3 per paper ($4 on Sunday), when I had a paid subscription they could never deliver on a regular time at all (if they made the delivery at all), and the comic section keeps getting cut and kind of suckS as well (at least locally).

I was very impressed however with the San Francisco newspaper though when were in California late last year. Comics even came in color on a weekday!

Newspapers are my crack cocaine now. Spend way too much money to read the paper but it was a habit my dad got me into, and if I want one, I need to pay the bend over price at a gas station.

That's another sign you're old. You like to read the newspaper over a cup of coffee in the morning instead of reading it online via an electronic devise where it's cheaper.

Lewis Grizzard. He wrote a humorous column for the Atlanta papers. Hilarious.

 

[goeduck]

The last paper that I subscribed to online had the daily printed paper format option, where you "flipped" pages. Maybe they all do. I found that the best, it only "presented" each story to me once. I found some of the other formats jumbled up where the same stories would come up during multiple sign-ons. I have a 40" monitor on my computer, so it was easy enough to read.

 

[airbiscuit]

Ed Zern, his column was "Exit Laughing."

He had some good columns for sure.

These books were prett funny

 

[neverfailyou]

Used to be a guy that wrote the back page article for field and stream. His review of the first multi tools on the market was hilarious.

I read two papers everyday. I get quite frustrated regarding the poor job done proofreading articles.

Grammar, spelling, not a worry it seems. In the computerized world you'd think it would be better. Evidently not.

Grammar and spelling are a problem. ‘Computers spellchecking and grammar checking are not the answer. Journalism and proofreading needed…

 

[RobertEH]

These books were prett funny

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Pat is my hero! I have read every book he has written. I moved to North ID recently and I have met folks who knew him. All his stories were based on people in his life and the locations he references are all real places.

Such great books.

 

[Jstpssng]

All his stories were based on people in his life

Even Eddie Muldoon? Or am I thinking of a different writer?