Thanks for that.
I actually forgot about Dave Barry.
Dad got me reading Art Buchwald and mom got me reading Erma Bombeck. Dave Barry kind of replaced both for me after both Mr. Buchwald and Mrs. Bombeck died.
Local newspapers kind of suck now. Locally over $3 per paper ($4 on Sunday), when I had a paid subscription they could never deliver on a regular time at all (if they made the delivery at all), and the comic section keeps getting cut and kind of suckS as well (at least locally).
I was very impressed however with the San Francisco newspaper though when were in California late last year. Comics even came in color on a weekday!
Newspapers are my crack cocaine now. Spend way too much money to read the paper but it was a habit my dad got me into, and if I want one, I need to pay the bend over price at a gas station.
That's another sign you're old. You like to read the newspaper over a cup of coffee in the morning instead of reading it online via an electronic devise where it's cheaper.