New freak species found

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Scientists are saying we may have a new species here on earth. Note the elongated body and extremely short legs. They've tried to hide themselves with clothing to blend in with the rest of us but to no avail. Study the picture below...just in case you run into any of these freaks.

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Picture below?
 
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Those aren't new, I've seen them around for years!!
 
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I'm amazed that they can stand upright! Their centre of gravity would guarantee a 'knuckle-dragging' physiology.
 
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cops love chasing these species of whatever they are. Pants fall down and trip them
 
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Hunting them would be too easy - dim witted + give there pos'n away with loud bad music!:mur:
 
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We call them saggers.
 
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The Chiropractors are excited!
 
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There appear to be many sub-species of this general type, and no particular color of flesh, fur, or hair predominates. They also seem to reside in multi-generational environments and are often adorned with various fabrics, markings, or shiny metal objects likely scavenged from their surroundings. It has been postulated that this is some form of camouflage, but a poorly chosen one as this often makes them stand out amid more familiar upright-walking homonids.

Despite reported sightings going back some decades there aren't many of these yet seen in retirement communities, and there may be few of them reaching advanced age. It's possible that nocturnal behavior patterns are limiting overall exposure and daylight observation/recognition, tho' many seem to be migrating to high volume government-sponsored domiciles. They seem to be harmless when moving among working populations, and reports of close personal encounters are somewhat scattered as one can often hear them coming from quite a distance.
 
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Scientists who study evolution have identified another species (**** high waisticus). Somewhere along the line, that species separated into two distinct sub-species (**** high waisticus zootist and **** high waisticus nerdist)
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Steve
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I didn't realize that it was a new species. I thought it must be some bowel problem.
 
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Steve, I think one of those "species" started a company called "Microsoft", but can't confirm that......
 
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I work with them and they keep complaining about unfair treatment. We keep telling them we are not lowering the hoppers but we will build them a ramp. Maybe they will fall in like the home made mouse traps we make with a bucket and peanut butter. Scaper
 
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So grateful they can't survive in our rural Utah climate.
 
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I have seen a few of those critters roaming the streets but with the cold winter they are only few around.
 
 
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