Or they run the tank dry and GAS it up.
that would surely get their borrowing privileges revoked...
RNG, what is it with your state? Now I'm afraid of driving there...
Can You Get a DUI for Drinking Too Much Coffee?
first you have to dodge the fruits and nuts, and now I've can't have a cup of fresh brew?
Geez, I can see Billy visiting San Francisco and finishing a cup of his perfectly roasted and brewed coffee and heading downtown.
Lights, lots of lights, flashing blue lights,
for me?? Over he goes.
Sir, are you under the influence?
WHAT!?? Absolutely not. Just had two cups of coffee.
Coffee? Did you say coffee sir?
Yes,a nice high mountain Balinese blend.
Sir, did you roast this coffee in California?
Well no, I did it before I left home.
Sir, All coffee consumed here must be roasted here.
Sir, you are under arrest for illegal coffee roasting.
please step out of your car, hands up
and when do we get to the street cars?...
I'll have to remember this when I visit my sister. Guess I'd better stick to milk.
Your state legislature is a real trip, likely in more ways than one.