You Know You Are Old When

[Alan46]

That must be why my young female doctor does not do the exam, well that and plus I no longer have a prostate.

Sorry for your loss!

 

[Alan46]

My male Dr. Banana Fingers retired a year ago, replaced by a young female. I thought finally, after 30 years, small hands for my prostate exam. "Oh...we don't recommend that after you're 72" she said.

WHAT?

 

[Fuddyduddy1952]

I think when you get old you defy physics.
I lost my hair, teeth, gall bladder and other "unnecessary" organs yet I weigh more now than when I was complete!

 

[masseyrider]

I think when you get old you defy physics.
I lost my hair, teeth, gall bladder and other "unnecessary" organs yet I weigh more now than when I was complete!

You mean I'm going to gain even more weight?
SOB!

 

[Oaktree]

That must be why my young female doctor does not do the exam, well that and plus I no longer have a prostate.

My previous doctor used to do that exam, she'd always remind me that this wasn't any more pleasant for her than it was for
me.
She's retired now, and her replacement stated that she doesn't do that.

 

[airbiscuit]

Not professionally, anyway

 

[Jstpssng]

To you guys who no longer have a finger shoved up your- well, anyways.

Do you still have a PSA test?

 

[steve tym]

Poop in a box for me, and PSA test. New doc is a young female, so one never knows.

 

[Fuddyduddy1952]

To you guys who no longer have a finger shoved up your- well, anyways.

Do you still have a PSA test?

Mine reluctantly gave me a PSA test. She said the number doesn't mean much after 72. I insisted on every blood test they could give.
PSA was 1.6. A1C was a little high (4.7)...then she said not really high. Then I told her about three sugar sodas a day and lots of candy.

 

[Fuddyduddy1952]

Ok...be honest...how many can down a pound of chocolate while watching a movie?
I can...although wife says "you pig!!!".
Then how many can't wait until April 22 when Easter candy is half-price?