You Know You Are Old When

   / You Know You Are Old When #4,812  
My male Dr. Banana Fingers retired a year ago, replaced by a young female. I thought finally, after 30 years, small hands for my prostate exam. "Oh...we don't recommend that after you're 72" she said.
WHAT?
 
   / You Know You Are Old When #4,815  
That must be why my young female doctor does not do the exam, well that and plus I no longer have a prostate. :ROFLMAO:
My previous doctor used to do that exam, she'd always remind me that this wasn't any more pleasant for her than it was for
me. :ROFLMAO:
She's retired now, and her replacement stated that she doesn't do that.
 
   / You Know You Are Old When #4,817  
To you guys who no longer have a finger shoved up your- well, anyways.

Do you still have a PSA test?
 
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Poop in a box for me, and PSA test. New doc is a young female, so one never knows.
 
   / You Know You Are Old When #4,819  
To you guys who no longer have a finger shoved up your- well, anyways.

Do you still have a PSA test?
Mine reluctantly gave me a PSA test. She said the number doesn't mean much after 72. I insisted on every blood test they could give.
PSA was 1.6. A1C was a little high (4.7)...then she said not really high. Then I told her about three sugar sodas a day and lots of candy.
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   / You Know You Are Old When #4,820  
Ok...be honest...how many can down a pound of chocolate while watching a movie?
I can...although wife says "you pig!!!".
Then how many can't wait until April 22 when Easter candy is half-price?
 

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