You Know You Are Old When

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I was asked years ago, if I'd ever get a tattoo. I had suggested one across my chest, that said, "Dear Embalmer, please try CPR, one last time."
Dad's friend years ago with a simple tattoo all around his neck, dashes then "cut on dotted line".
 
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There would be a not at all small homecoming bonfire in the school parking lot after the game. Always had an abandoned outhouse at the top.
 
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So I'm listening to some guys standing nearby and they're talking about an old guy they know. Seems the guy was born in the early 1970's and they thought much too old for the group.

Then it hit me about how many years I had been around before the duffer they're talking about was even born. :unsure:
 
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That reminded me, many years ago when I was still drag racing and some younger guy I had just beat was talking to somebody who asked him who beat him in the last round and he said some old guy! I think I was maybe 48 or so and always looked younger then my years!😂😂😂
 
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Your know that you are old when the doctor tells you that they don't have much data on your ailment....for 90 YO folks...o_O
 

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