You Know You Are Old When

[masseyrider]

I wonder what causes that?

 

[Fuddyduddy1952]

I was asked years ago, if I'd ever get a tattoo. I had suggested one across my chest, that said, "Dear Embalmer, please try CPR, one last time."

Dad's friend years ago with a simple tattoo all around his neck, dashes then "cut on dotted line".

 

[Oaktree]

Dad's friend years ago with a simple tattoo all around his neck, dashes then "cut on dotted line".

I've read that Jesse James had that too.

 

[BnRidge]

There would be a not at all small homecoming bonfire in the school parking lot after the game. Always had an abandoned outhouse at the top.

 

[goeduck]

Dad's friend years ago with a simple tattoo all around his neck, dashes then "cut on dotted line".

And then what?

 

[Alan46]

Word on the street is “someone took him up on it “

 

[MossRoad]

And then what?

I was going to reply "and then they lit it on fire" but that was the wrong post.

 

[sixdogs]

So I'm listening to some guys standing nearby and they're talking about an old guy they know. Seems the guy was born in the early 1970's and they thought much too old for the group.

Then it hit me about how many years I had been around before the duffer they're talking about was even born.

 

[Alan46]

That reminded me, many years ago when I was still drag racing and some younger guy I had just beat was talking to somebody who asked him who beat him in the last round and he said some old guy! I think I was maybe 48 or so and always looked younger then my years!

 

[oldballs]

Your know that you are old when the doctor tells you that they don't have much data on your ailment....for 90 YO folks...

 

[masseyrider]

YKYO when you don't have to ask for the seniors discount.
I don't ask for it but often receive it anyways.
THANKS A LOT!

 

[WinterDeere]

Your know that you are old when the doctor tells you that they don't have much data on your ailment....for 90 YO folks...

"We honestly don't see many cases of tennis elbow, in your age group."

 

[Tinhack]

That reminded me, many years ago when I was still drag racing and some younger guy I had just beat was talking to somebody who asked him who beat him in the last round and he said some old guy! I think I was maybe 48 or so and always looked younger then my years!

I was Kart Racing in the late 80s into the 90s. My number was the same as my age at the time I started racing--Number 38. A similar thing happened to me but most of the racers were 21-45. I spent a lot of time in the grass the first year. The following years were much better. The ground goes by fast when your rear is only about an inch off the pavement.

 

[dj1701]

YKYO When your waiting for the coffee to brew that you haven't fixed yet.

 

[masseyrider]

"another STD at your age?"

 

[gsganzer]

"another STD at your age?"

My FIL (82 yo) lives in an active adult community, and he said the women outnumber the men almost 5:1. He said when they have a community get-together, it's a giant flirt-fest, with all the single people trying to hookup.

He also said when they have a get-together at someone's house, over 50% of the group are pot smokers, him included.

 

[WinterDeere]

My FIL (82 yo) lives in an active adult community, and he said the women outnumber the men almost 5:1. He said when they have a community get-together, it's a giant flirt-fest, with all the single people trying to hookup.

He also said when they have a get-together at someone's house, over 50% of the group are pot smokers, him included.

Sounds ideal, if only it weren't a bunch of 80 year old women!

I can appreciate a cougar as much as the next guy, but there is a limit.

 

[Alan46]

Sounds ideal, if only it weren't a bunch of 80 year old women!

I can appreciate a cougar as much as the next guy, but there is a limit.

So what is your limit?

 

[WinterDeere]

So what is your limit?

For the last 20 years, my wife! She's late 40's.

On her birthday each year, I get to say, "Lock the door while the kids are still sleeping, I've never fooled around with a __-year old woman, before."

And once she passed 33, I wasn't even lying about it, anymore!

 

[masseyrider]

My FIL (82 yo) lives in an active adult community, and he said the women outnumber the men almost 5:1. He said when they have a community get-together, it's a giant flirt-fest, with all the single people trying to hookup.

He also said when they have a get-together at someone's house, over 50% of the group are pot smokers, him included.

When Viagra came out a lot of the old Dino-dicks tried to get spunky with the wives who weren't that interested in having an old coot climbing around on them.
So the old F-rts started seeing "working" ladies.
This resulted in a large spike in STDs in the retirement states like Florida.