You Know You Are Old When

[masseyrider]

YKYO when you don't have to ask for the seniors discount.
I don't ask for it but often receive it anyways.
THANKS A LOT!

 

[WinterDeere]

Your know that you are old when the doctor tells you that they don't have much data on your ailment....for 90 YO folks...

"We honestly don't see many cases of tennis elbow, in your age group."

 

[Tinhack]

That reminded me, many years ago when I was still drag racing and some younger guy I had just beat was talking to somebody who asked him who beat him in the last round and he said some old guy! I think I was maybe 48 or so and always looked younger then my years!

I was Kart Racing in the late 80s into the 90s. My number was the same as my age at the time I started racing--Number 38. A similar thing happened to me but most of the racers were 21-45. I spent a lot of time in the grass the first year. The following years were much better. The ground goes by fast when your rear is only about an inch off the pavement.

 

[dj1701]

YKYO When your waiting for the coffee to brew that you haven't fixed yet.

 

[masseyrider]

"another STD at your age?"

 

[Alan46]

Sounds ideal, if only it weren't a bunch of 80 year old women!

I can appreciate a cougar as much as the next guy, but there is a limit.

So what is your limit?

 

[WinterDeere]

So what is your limit?

For the last 20 years, my wife! She's late 40's.

On her birthday each year, I get to say, "Lock the door while the kids are still sleeping, I've never fooled around with a __-year old woman, before."

And once she passed 33, I wasn't even lying about it, anymore!