You Know You Are Old When

[stuckmotor]

Our FedEx driver is a gorgeous blonde! For me...that would be awkward!

We had a FedEx driver who was a gorgeous blonde. Last time I saw her, the blond part had grown out and the gorgeous part wasn't holding up very well, either.

 

[Fuddyduddy1952]

We had a FedEx driver who was a gorgeous blonde. Last time I saw her, the blond part had grown out and the gorgeous part wasn't holding up very well, either.

This one we've had for years. I'm guessing early 50s now. This isn't her but similar. Always smiling.

 

[ultrarunner]

Our UPS has so many tattoos on her arms the combination looks like shirt sleeves and washer size holes in each ear lobe and a round nose ring and tongue pieced...

I don't get it but she is good with package delivery...

 

[Oaktree]

We had a FedEx driver who was a gorgeous blonde. Last time I saw her, the blond part had grown out and the gorgeous part wasn't holding up very well, either.

Last high school reunion I went to I noticed the same thing, how many of the girls we considered hot in school didn't look so great 40 years later. Best looking women there were mostly the ones you hardly noticed back then.

 

[ultrarunner]

Last high school reunion I went to I noticed the same thing, how many of the girls we considered hot in school didn't look so great 40 years later. Best looking women there were mostly the ones you hardly noticed back then.

Late bloomers?

 

[stuckmotor]

Our UPS has so many tattoos on her arms the combination looks like shirt sleeves and washer size holes in each ear lobe and a round nose ring and tongue pieced...

I don't get it but she is good with package delivery...

I've seen a statement or two on the WWW that seemed to indicate some people, presumably ladies included, are aroused by tattoos. If I'd known that all those years ago...

 

[airbiscuit]

it's like the guy that was in a bad accident and in the hospital. The nurses giggled because he had a tattoo on his wee wee that said Shorty. One of them asked his girlfriend about it.

She said, it's not a problem. When he's aroused it says:

Shorty's Bar and Grill, Chattanooga Tennessee

 

[MossRoad]

Late bloomers?

I don't think he's that old...

 

[MossRoad]

I've seen a statement or two on the WWW that seemed to indicate some people, presumably ladies included, are aroused by tattoos. If I'd known that all those years ago...

I've seen some great body art over the years. Very attractive. I've also seen some really bad body art over the years.

It's all in the eye of the beholder, I guess.

 

[MossRoad]

it's like the guy that was in a bad accident and in the hospital. The nurses giggled because he had a tattoo on his wee wee that said Shorty. One of them asked his girlfriend about it.

She said, it's not a problem. When he's aroused it says:

Shorty's Bar and Grill, Chattanooga Tennessee

 

[masseyrider]

Last high school reunion I went to I noticed the same thing, how many of the girls we considered hot in school didn't look so great 40 years later. Best looking women there were mostly the ones you hardly noticed back then.

When Ma was in the hospital for the last time one of her nurses was a former classmate.
We were mid 40s by then and she was gorgeous for her age.
I remembered her from High School being kinda geekie hanging around with her short plump friend.
She told me they both had crushes on me but I had my head up my ass chasing the class princess.
After Ma passed we went out for coffee just to talk and she brought her friend, they're both married.
Man did I miss the target.
The Princess was chasing college guys and didn't give a darn about us High School boys.
These two turned into beautiful flowers when they got out of the shade.

 

[masseyrider]

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Did she see Fuddy picking up his package?

 

[MossRoad]

 

[newbury]

I've seen some great body art over the years. Very attractive. I've also seen some really bad body art over the years.

It's all in the eye of the beholder, I guess.

Also in how well the body ages.

 

[MossRoad]

Also in how well the body ages.

Yeah I'm regretting that Mount Rushmore tattoo location....

 

[Jstpssng]

Late bloomers?

Either that, or their looks are natural whereas those we thought were hot worked hard to look so good.

 

[ultrarunner]

Every work day I see plastic surgery patients check in...

Most by any measure would be considered attractive to very attractive.

Most are early 20's to 35 age range.

I can't help but wonder what happens when it all catches up with them in later years?

 

[Jstpssng]

^^^^
I could be wrong but it seems that women who were heavy makeup don't age as well as those who forego it.

 

[drssg]

I only went to my 20th high school reunion. The pattern I noticed was that the girls that were downright skinny in high school tended to naturally maintain their figure into middle age.

The girls that were not fat, but curvy, in high school seemed to keep growing and growing.

 

[scootr]

I only went to my 20th high school reunion. The pattern I noticed was that the girls that were downright skinny in high school tended to naturally maintain their figure into middle age.

The girls that were not fat, but curvy, in high school seemed to keep growing and growing.

Right, until all the curves filled in ... and then some