Yeah,I agree,you need some education. You are going into this like you are buying a john boat,,,its not that simple. You should take a welding class somewheres if you ain't got somebody who knows how to help you,,,,,you get all this equipment and you still ain't going to know what to do with it,,its not like buying a pneumatic nail gun.
And for the money you want to spend,you ain't gave yourself alotta options.
Welding is not like sawing a few boards and building a doghouse.
If you got the electrical connections to work it,I would get a a.c./d.c. transformer welding machine,,,not a buzz box,[which is a.c.] but a.c./d.c.,,I would try and get one that will put out about 180-200 amps,and the bigger the duty cycle the better,,,say 60 percent at 100 amps or something,,,more is better,,lincoln,hobart,miller,,,if you can get a good one for that price,than get you some 6010 rods,about 3/32 dia,,and some steel and have at it,,you'll soon see why I said it ain't like buying a nailer,,,,,,,mig machines for a beginner is not the way to go,,to many moving parts,,gas,,meters,,,etc,,,,
You'll be able to weld steel in about any thickness,,[once you learn something],,the part when you said you didn't care how the weld looked as long as she was strong,,tells me everything,,you need to put yourself on a steep learning curve,,even if alls you want to do is make a coat rack,,,thingy