This may be dangerous

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unreconstructed

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JD 5325 JD 5203 JD 2320 LT 133
My wife operated my 5203 this weekend--we were moving rocks/dirt etc. She caught on real quick--she ran an all terrain forklift when she was active Army. She has not been on the 5325 yet--the danger may be she will get the tractor and I will be back to the grubbing hoe and wheel barrow.
 
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My guess is it's already too late.

I hope driving the tractor was fun while it lasted. She'll probably let you wash and maintain it. If you're real nice, she might even let you warm it up before the work begins.
 
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My wife operated my 5203 this weekend--we were moving rocks/dirt etc. She caught on real quick--she ran an all terrain forklift when she was active Army. She has not been on the 5325 yet--the danger may be she will get the tractor and I will be back to the grubbing hoe and wheel barrow.
Uh-oh!!! You're done for... :D
 
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Didn't anyone warn you? Sheesh. Dangerous... that's an understatement.

Maybe she'll let you get a Tonka Toy:D:D.
 
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QUICK
Bobby-trap the tractor and blame it on her. Maybe she will feel so bad
that she won't want to drive it any more. Anything is worth a try.
Don't blame me if she fines out and kills you.
 
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Still have my two boys (now grown) Tonka toys. All is not lost.
 
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Christmas, buy her another one of her own. Sure happened with our ZTR mower for about two years and then, she decided it was fine if I went back to cutting the grass.
 
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You are missing the opportunity of a life time here. Isn't there some tractor thing you want ? Strike while the iron is hot. Head for the nearest J.D. dealer wife in tow and buy something :D
 
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Maybe I am smarter than you guys think--I bought a 5325 in August this year so maybe I am prepaid?? Something tells me in the long haul it ain't gonna work that way. She mumbled something about an orange utility vehicle to cart her herbicides around in (Gasp--orange in my sea of green and yellow). Course I guess if a man has a woman who takes care of killing 100 acres of prickley pear he oughta get her any thing she wants to drive no matter how orange it is :eek:
 
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1*:DMaybe I am smarter than you guys think-:)-I bought a 5325 in August this year so maybe I am prepaid?? Something tells me in the long haul it ain't gonna work that way.

She mumbled something about an orange utility vehicle to cart her herbicides around in (Gasp--orange in my sea of green and yellow). Course I guess if a man has a woman who takes care of killing 100 acres of prickley pear
2*he oughta get her any thing she wants to drive no matter how orange it is :eek:
1*;)I doubt it :D.
2*Don't do it.
Once she finds out she has the better tractor you will never hear the end of it.:D:D:D.
 
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Unreconstructed,
Good luck with all that!
 

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