The most toys?

[bdog]

I am too lazy to count the cylinders by I have 19 things with Diesel engines.

 

[fried1765]

Neighbor came over proudly displaying his new electric weedwacker he got from the big box store. Even had on the cheesy goggles it came with. Was boasting about "the most toys wins". So now electric weedwackers are in the running???

I think this whole toys counting thing has to stop. It is drawing too many contestants that really need to be excluded.

I would like to propose the following- Let ditch the number of toys thing and start counting cylinders. So the person with the most cylinders wins. Count all of your cylinders- pickup truck is 8, tractors are 3 or 4 each etc. There will be a multiplier for diesel cylinders, maybe 100x. We could even put the number in a white circle decal and put it on the back of our SUV like the people that run do. What do you think? :thumbsup:

Never stopped to really think about it!
Just counted, my total is: 51
I knew I had a lot of "stuff", but .....51 cylinders?

 

[LD1]

Here goes

Wifes car 4
my car 4
Wifes truck 8
My truck 6
4-wheeler 2
ZTR 2
Boys ATV 1
Backhoe 4
Kubota 4
chainsaws 10
Weedeaters 3
Log splitter 2

Total....a nice even 50

Maybe we should count hydraulic cylinders while we are at it....(not counting internal 3PH cylinders)
Backhoe 13
Kubota 8
Rear blade 3
Disc 1
Logsplitter 1
dump trailer 2
Total (more than I thought) 28

 

[kebo]

Someone had a thread just like this several years ago titled, "what's your cylinder count "? Anybody else remember it?

 

[CobyRupert]

All running:

3 cars: (4+4+5)= 13
truck: 8
tractor: 3
riding mower: 2
push mower: 1
snow blower: 1
motorcycle: 4
5 chainsaws: 5
3 weed wackers/blades: 3
hedge clippers: 1
leaf blower: 1
wood splitter: 1 (?)
4 wheeler: 2

Total: 45

I feel like I'm forgetting some. (Like a rotor tiller, lawn mower and weed wacker that "belong" to my 80 year old mom. Guess who maintains them... =48)


What do I win? Besides spending way too much time keeping them running?

I never wanted to be "that guy" who knows about small engine repair. It just happened.

 

[9973720wb19]

i say "lug nuts" he who has the most lug nuts wins - and don't forget your trailers

 

[fried1765]

All running:

3 cars: (4+4+5)= 13
truck: 8
tractor: 3
riding mower: 2
push mower: 1
snow blower: 1
motorcycle: 4
5 chainsaws: 5
3 weed wackers/blades: 3
hedge clippers: 1
leaf blower: 1
wood splitter: 1 (?)
4 wheeler: 2

Total: 45

I feel like I'm forgetting some. (Like a rotor tiller, lawn mower and weed wacker that "belong" to my 80 year old mom. Guess who maintains them... =48)


What do I win? Besides spending way too much time keeping them running?

I never wanted to be "that guy" who knows about small engine repair. It just happened.

Yup!
I knew it!
I forgot some too!
I thought 51, but actual count is 60.

 

[RobS]

Let's see:

Truck 8
SUV 8
Car 4
Car 6
Tractor 3
Lawn tractor 1
Lawn tractor 1
Generator 1
Power washer 1
Weed whacker 1
Weed whacker 1
Chain saw 1
Blower 1
Hedge trimmer 1

Total 38
(hoping to get this waaay down yet this year!)

 

[Blstr88]

My buddies and I have been "counting pistons" for years!

F150 - 8
VW TDI - 4
Toyota 4Runner - 6
Chevy 2500 yard truck - 8
LS 2025 - 3
Arctic Cat ZR8000 - 2
Skidoo MXZ600 - 2
Ferris IS700Z ZT mower - 2
DR Powersplit wood splitter - 1
x2 Stihl chainsaws - 2
x2 Stihl wackers - 2
Toro snowblower - 1
Echo blower - 1
Generac generator - 1

= 43 total, plus whatever multiplier for having two diesels!

 

[frugalangler]

Wow, I had NO idea how many I had until I started counting! This is mind boggling!
Car - 8
Car (diesel) - 4
Jeep (diesel) - 6
Tractor (diesel) - 3
Boats/motors (5) - 6+6+2+1+1 = 16
Weedeaters (3) - 3
Push Mow X 2 - 2
Generator X 3 - 3
Snow Blow - 1
Motorcycle - 1
ZTRs (2) 2+1 = 3
Lawn Tractor - 1
Lawn Vac - 1
Mulcher - 1
Chainsaws (3) - 3
Tiller - 1
Blowers (3) - 3
Edger - 1
Power Washer - 1 (forgot this one til I read a following post)
=============
Total 62

Now, if I could just keep them all running, it's amazing what ethanol and sitting do these days!

 

[murph1]

car-4
suv-6
truck-8
tractor-3
tractor-3
tractor-4
generator-2
weedwackers-3
chainsaws-5
splitter-1
p washer-1
Lawn mowers-2
total----42

 

[JRobyn]

For the power washer, does one count the engine cylinders, the pump cylinders, or both?

What about the HST pump and motor cylinders?

 

[motownbrowne]

My understanding is that you need to have cylinders numbering at least your age in years multiplied by .5. Also, I think they need to be in running condition or at least almost running to count.

I'm at 53 I think.

11 chainsaws (yes 11).
1 trimmer
1 blower
3 mowers
1 tiller
6 truck
6 car
4 Jeep
8 delivery van
4 Kubota
3 New Holland
3 sawmill
2 sap pumps


That number changes though. I'm planning on selling a couple of saws this year (I think I can, I think I can). Just sold a one lung generator a month ago. But, I'm buying my neighbor's property and orchard. It'll come with a 2 cylinder mower and maybe a couple one cylinder mowers, also maybe a 4 cylinder NAA.

 

[paulfun9]

My wife told me I can no longer play any of these games!

 

[TMGT]

Hmm, my gas engine count it a little more because I didn't count a few projects but looks like:

Diesel = 33

Gas = ~50

 

[Gary Fowler]

Truck 8
Car1 6
Car2 4
Motor home gas 10 with 2 cylinder gas genset
Diesel tractor 4
Diesel tractor 3
Diesel RTV 3
Motorcycle 6
Boat 4
Generator 2
Ferris Lawn mower zero turn 2
Craftsman Lawn mower -zero turn 2
Weed whacker 1
2 Chain saws 2
Push Lawn mower 1
Leaf blower 1
Pressure washer 1
gas 52
diesel 10
Total 62

These are all running engines, doesn't count the ones that wont run.
Not quite my age but close.

 

[fried1765]

Truck 8
Car1 6
Car2 4
Motor home gas 10 with 2 cylinder gas genset
Diesel tractor 4
Diesel tractor 3
Diesel RTV 3
Motorcycle 6
Boat 4
Generator 2
Ferris Lawn mower zero turn 2
Craftsman Lawn mower -zero turn 2
Weed whacker 1
2 Chain saws 2
Push Lawn mower 1
Leaf blower 1
gas 51
diesel 10
Total 61

These are all running engines, doesn't count the ones that wont run.
Not quite my age but close.

My revised total is:
Car 1-8
Car-2-8
Car-3-6
Car-4-4
Car-5-4 1981 VW diesel pickup -pristine
Jeep- 6
Gravely- 1
Mower-1
Mower-1
Mower-2
Pressure washer-1
Generator-2
Generator-2
Generator-1
Outboard-2
Outboard-2
Ford tractor-4
Ford tractor-4
Ford tractor-4
Weed whip-1
Brush saw-1
Chain saw-1

66 total?
Way to much STUFF for a 76 year old guy.
I am starting to give stuff away to my two sons.

 

[fried1765]

Truck 8
Car1 6
Car2 4
Motor home gas 10 with 2 cylinder gas genset
Diesel tractor 4
Diesel tractor 3
Diesel RTV 3
Motorcycle 6
Boat 4
Generator 2
Ferris Lawn mower zero turn 2
Craftsman Lawn mower -zero turn 2
Weed whacker 1
2 Chain saws 2
Push Lawn mower 1
Leaf blower 1
gas 51
diesel 10
Total 61

These are all running engines, doesn't count the ones that wont run.
Not quite my age but close.[/QUOTE

I think the comment was that you should have the # of plugs/ cyls. equal to .5 your age
Unless you are already 123, you are still OK.

 

[timswi]

GMC --8
Hummer--5
Nova-- 6
Chevelle--8 big ones
BX--------3
ZD--------1 I think
RTV-------3
Chainsaw-1
Trimmer--1
Trimmer2-1
Chainsaw--1
Blower-----1
PushMower-1

 

[Gary Fowler]

I have heard another version of the old "most toys wins" . It goes like this " The man who dies with the most toys is never the less DEAD.