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[Doofy]

It's kind of like serving spoons at a buffet table.
One's all we need but it is nice to have single use serving spoons in all the entree's :thumbsup:

The Wife just hates it when I lick the butter knife before sticking it back in the butter.:licking: (just kidding)

 

[Reb954]

The Wife just hates it when I lick the butter knife before sticking it back in the butter.:licking: (just kidding)

Next time just wipe it off on your jeans, see what she says then.:dance1:

 

[Doofy]

Next time just wipe it off on your jeans, see what she says then.:dance1:

I will next time. She is the kind of gal that must use a spoon and a knife to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I am skilled(or uncouth) enough to use just one.

 

[fried1765]

I will next time. She is the kind of gal that must use a spoon and a knife to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I am skilled(or uncouth) enough to use just one.

Or......wipe the butter knife off on HER jeans!

 

[stuckmotor]

The Wife just hates it when I lick the butter knife before sticking it back in the butter.:licking: (just kidding)

I heard WHOP!!! and when I looked up Aunt Effy had knocked Marcel away from the table. She said, "Marcel, If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, LICK THAT KNIFE OFF BEFORE YOU PUT IT BACK IN THE BUTTER".
Jerry Clower
That's the way I remember it anyway...

 

[oldtimer 66]

Everyone should have a set these wrenches.

 

[grsthegreat]

I will next time. She is the kind of gal that must use a spoon and a knife to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I am skilled(or uncouth) enough to use just one.

??? why did God give you fingers. you dont need a knife

 

[user.69169]

Everyone should have a set these wrenches.View attachment 681337

Lord daat just give me evil idea and need for bunch of buck wrenches from Dollar Store.

Preset dat wrench and put spot weld on.

Might go and cause some flyin wrenches but be fun to watch.

Yuse fello just got no appreciation fer fine cutlery. Probably don't even know which knife fer peas.

 

[fried1765]

Lord daat just give me evil idea and need for bunch of buck wrenches from Dollar Store.

Preset dat wrench and put spot weld on.

Might go and cause some flyin wrenches but be fun to watch.

Yuse fello just got no appreciation fer fine cutlery. Probably don't even know which knife fer peas.

If the peas are in the salad and on the salad plate......use salad the fork and knife!
If the peas are on the dinner plate.....use the dinner knife and fork!

 

[Fuddy1952]

You're supposed to dip table knife in mashed potatoes, them peas stick to them.
That's how we do it in Virginia