Shaving head

[Dargo]

Must.... Resist.... Urge.... To.... Post.... Wisecrack....

That's okay. It's pretty clear.

 

[tallyho8]

Neutral Ground = median

banquette = Been trying to figure this out since 'Confederacy of Dunces'?
alligator pear = ?
beignet = Delicious is what they are; can keep that burnt coffee. Blech.
flying horses = mosquitos or a Mobil Station
po boy = a sandwich
lagniappe = A little something extra.
zink = Wrench it off in the 'zink.
ginny woman = I would guess a Italian woman; who knows from down da buy-ya?
shotgun house = a long house that if you shoot a shotgun through the front door it will go through all the rooms and out the back
Schwegmann's bag = Brown Grocery store bag from defunct Schwegmans Grocery line.

mattcage, you pretty well got 7 of them but, DUH, you're in Louisiana. You should have done a little better.

neutral ground = median

banquette = sidewalk

alligator pear = avocado

beignet = Type of donut

flying horses = carousel

PO boy = sandwich but its gotta be made from the right stuff to be all dressed

lagniappe = a little extra

zink = duck sound or call

ginny woman = male gossip maybe gender challenged

shotgun house = Long narrow house with all the rooms on one side. Some places you access the rooms from an outside veranda.

Schwegmann's bag = Brown paper grocery bag used by a New Orleans store

I got some spare time. Too sore and stiff to do anything!
Spent about 11 hours yesterday doing yard work, undercoating trailer and crawling around underneath the truck knocking off rust. Did so well there's a metal cooling line that now needs replacement.

Egon, getting 10 out of 11 and living in Canada is impossible. You had to use some of that spare time on google.

neutral ground = median

banquette = sidewalk

alligator pear = avocado

beignet = Type of donut

flying horses = carousel

po boy = A sandwich made on french bread

lagniappe = a little something extra

zink = kitchen sink

ginny woman = a man more interested in the things a woman is interested in

shotgun house = Long narrow house with all the rooms on one side.

Schwegmann's bag = A unit of measurement. Such as "he had about a Schwegmann's bag full of alligator pears on his tree".

I think I'll make another list and start a new thread on it. Do any of you have a lot of local words to make a thread on?

 

[Egon]

Do any of you have a lot of local words to make a thread on?

Garnteed, bye!

A few words from the frozen Northland.

Bannikin
chinch
Doter
drook
Faddel
Dudeen
Truck
Sish
Touton
Yaffle

 

[Double Orange]

Garnteed, bye!

A few words from the frozen Northland.

Bannikin
chinch
Doter
drook
Faddel
Dudeen
Truck
Sish
Touton
Yaffle

You frozen people have got to thaw out:

American Words

Girl
Sex
Neighbor girl
Sex
X-Wife
Sex
Secratary
Sex
Waitress
Sex

Catching On?

 

[Willl]

I am a Britney Spears wannabe

Ya, I was going to mention something about that.

 

[tugboat-2]

Pardon me please,... er,..ahem,..SCUSE ME?.....Just to get back to the thing on your head or what your smokin there for a sec:

Don't want to see you fellas, (jimmy for one) and others,...spelling tuque with an "o" as in "toque". Remember, "tuque" is the hat,...but "toque" is "mary-jane", so be careful out there, . . . I don't want to catch you "smokin-yer-hat" or "wearing-funny-grass" on your head!!

Try to read this with a twisted French-Cdn-Newfy twang:... Mind byes, years ago in the b'low-zero cold of a Port Perry (or Cobalt) winter's eve, de odd feller'd be seen pullin 'ees tuque down tight, while takin a toque er two wit 'ees tart while waitin fer 'ees "T" to warm a tad, (er in my case, 'ees "A", model Ford), wit a wood-burnin-flame neath the ile-pan! But, dem days is long gone fer shore, hey, hey! wha-da-ya-say.......eh?

Boy Oh Boy,...this has turned into a "wordsmith's" nightmare,....but oh, so very interesting to be sure!! "Keeps 'er rollin byes" !!! Jist cuz our countries are side-by-each, don't means we gotta talk such like! But day ain't side-by-each really,....days above'n'blow or one-atop-d'udder,...if ya gits-me-drift?

Take care and lets see where this one goes,...I'm enjoying it!
CHEERS!
. . tug

 

[czechsonofagun]

Not sure who posted it here, but last night I used my wife's shaver on my head - and it works much better than man's shaver. Thanks for the tip, whoever made it.

 

[ToadHill]

After years of fighting windstorms with my combover, I now just set the clippers as short as they will go.

 

[MossRoad]

Not sure who posted it here, but last night I used my wife's shaver on my head - and it works much better than man's shaver. Thanks for the tip, whoever made it.

That would be a definite no-no at our house.
How long have you been married and do you want to stay that way?

 

[Dargo]

Not sure who posted it here, but last night I used my wife's shaver on my head - and it works much better than man's shaver. Thanks for the tip, whoever made it.

If you used her Venus razor just don't shave your chest. Besides just being wrong (in my book), I'm told it will remove your nips quite easily which, I'm told, is quite painful.