You could probably buy a good used fork lift for cheaper than a hefty tractor.
I've thought about that for a while, and I still can not even begin to fathom how a fork lift is going to do anything but lifting thing. Plus, I would need an all terrain one, and even the "cheap" versions of those are anything but cheap. I already know that a typical warehouse surplus lift is going to be a royal pain in the backside on a dirt lot, meaning I'll be spending more time getting it unstuck than actually using it, and refueling is gonna be a pain as the local propane places won't fill anything but a 20lb BBQ tank. They won't even touch my camper tanks.
One of the older, heavier tractors with a $350 Three Point Hitch boom pole might serve you well for your primary lifting task.
You contradict yourself in your post:
I have ZERO plans/intentions/desires to do _any_ type of farming/gardening/etc so I'll never own "ground engaging implements". My thinking/plan there was either a grader blade, or a box blade? Gannon is a brand of box blade.
My understanding was ground engaging was things like plows that go deep into the ground, whereas box blades ride on top of the ground? Though I'm really beginning to understand why my neighbor got so frustrated, and eventually just said screw it, went to the dealer, told them what he was doing, and brought home a new $25K Asian import tractor...that broke 3 times in the first year, followed by the dealer telling him that the tractor wasn't designed to carry the backhoe that they sold him with it as a package. For him though, $25K wasn't really a big amount to throw down, nor was the $60K he dropped on a new truck, then a 2nd new one 4 months later when he didn't like the 1st one. Me..I've never spent more than $3500 on any vehicle I've ever owned in my entire life, and a brand new car is never going to happen.
Rent a tractor for a 3-day weekend.
My wife would never let me display an ugly old tractor plus attachments on one acre.
Well, seeing as how I'm not married to your wife, which is likely a good thing...she would likely have an aneurysm if she saw the collection of old stuff here.
When my wife was still alive, she brought home more "ugly old stuff" than I did.
Renting really wouldn't be feasible for me. That too would get expensive to rent one every time I needed it at around $1000/each time, highly inconvenient given that the nearest rental place is nearly an hour away, and a 3 day weekend isn't a guaranteed 3 days for me as I'm on call for work 24/7/365.
End story of all this is that I'm still really just guessing at what I need, and I just keep confusing myself more and more. I never really have been able to find any decent source that will lay out capabilities of different things beyond WIDE generalities, which doesn't really help those who really have no idea of what they're getting in to. Guess I'm just going to have to risk a few bad financial decisions, lol.