I'll just have water

   / I'll just have water #81  
Not when you combine that with a bidet. Also less chance of clogging your septic system using one ply toilet paper.
I can't believe you are serious. You must have some really dry poops, my man.

My septic tank can drop dead. I am not smearing my hand with poo.
 
   / I'll just have water #82  
I can't believe you are serious. You must have some really dry poops, my man.

My septic tank can drop dead. I am not smearing my hand with poo.
You're an idiot. A bidet will remove most of your "poo" before you need to wipe.
But you do you.
 
   / I'll just have water #83  
In case anyone wants to know, a Toto toilet can swallow a KILO of poop. That's 2.2 pounds, people. Paper doesn't scare a Toto. Don't know about septic tanks, however. My last pumpout took place after at least 7 years, I poured cooking oil down the sink all the time, and the tank was normal.
 
   / I'll just have water #84  
You're an idiot. A bidet will remove most of your "poo" before you need to wipe.
But you do you.
I'm an idiot, but you're wiping your rear end with your skin? Man, you need to look into the way germs work. Rinsing your behind is great, but poop is full of fat, and it does not all come off with water. You think the water the bidet leaves behind is clean? Read a book some day.
 
   / I'll just have water #85  
There is no point in arguing with dirty people. I should know better. They never listen, and it makes them very angry.

"My dog's tongue is clean!" "There's no point in washing after pooping unless you see poop on your hands!" "I don't have to wash after using a public toilet if I only pee!" "Only a sissy flushes a public toilet with his shoe!"

I've heard it all.

These people are the reason cruise ships have to sail home with norovirus outbreaks.
 
   / I'll just have water #86  
We use the Kroger fuel points. By shopping on fri. I always save $1 on 35 gallons.
I have Walmart + because of Straight Talk phone service. I always get .10 a gallon off.
Its surprising how so few people take advantage of fuel savings.
Maybe it's different in your part of the world, but most of those "fuel savings" gimmicks are not as good a deal as they seem.

The only fuel savings I've seen that are worth much are at Irving, for every 50 gal. you get 10¢/gal off one fill-up. They occasionally have online games where you can get discounts as well. Again, they're one-shot deals. Their prices are generally on competitive, and their stations are everywhere so it makes it worth it.
There's a Vt./N.Y. supermarket chain (Price Chopper) that has "loyalty cards" that enable you to get the advertised sale price on select items each week, purchases also accumulate points toward (again, one shot) fuel discount. Trouble is, they're only good at Sunoco stations, which are (1) not very common around here and (2) generally have prices that are 7-8¢ higher than everyone else. Some deal. And their grocery prices are on the high side.
Give me a store with every day low price, not gimmicks any day of the week.
 
   / I'll just have water #87  
Locally, none of the retail locations, even with their discount promotions, come within $0.25/gal of the local Costco gasoline centers, but I know I'm spoiled in that regard.

All the best,

Peter
 
   / I'll just have water #88  
Locally, none of the retail locations, even with their discount promotions, come within $0.25/gal of the local Costco gasoline centers, but I know I'm spoiled in that regard.

All the best,

Peter
Costco does phenomenal trade selling gasoline.

I’m fortunate in my travels to have an independent with very low pricing… the tankers arrive daily including Sunday.

Often 50 to 70 cents less per gallon than the majors and same price cash or credit.
 
   / I'll just have water #89  
my costco is generally only 5-10cents less than local Mavrick station. but having a line of cars 8 deep make me stay away from costco.
 
   / I'll just have water #90  
I've gone "green"....that is ....I use both sides of the toilet paper.:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::sick::sick:
 

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