Chuckles from Craig's List

[jinman]

Here's a deal here, but you better be quick or you'll miss out


x2 40lb Bag Cement

Maybe that's the mixed, poured, and finished price.

So how much did you pay him, JB?

 

[Travelover]

Maybe that's the mixed, poured, and finished price.

So how much did you pay him, JB?

And did it include shipping?

 

[Iplayfarmer]

I just saw that today there's an ad for "Christmas Declarations". Apparently there are 100's of them.

 

[Greenmountain Farmer]

Don't belive he will have any takers


underwear (fairfield)

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Date: 2010-01-29, 5:07PM EST
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i have a pack of 6 tighty whiteys that are xxl and they are too small for me i have wron them once..please call 393-zzzz

Tom in Vermont

 

[Iplayfarmer]

Don't belive he will have any takers


underwear (fairfield)

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Date: 2010-01-29, 5:07PM EST
Reply to: see below

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i have a pack of 6 tighty whiteys that are xxl and they are too small for me i have wron them once..please call 393-zzzz

Tom in Vermont

That one is funny. It sounds like some college kid on a dare.

 

[FallbrookFarmer]

I love Craigslist. Got one of my tractor's free off of Craigslist.
A gentleman here had one that had been sitting probably for 15-20 years and told me it wouldn't move. Went in a got the emergency brakes unstuck and VOILA! Great running Satoh Buck for the right price.

 

[jwstewar]

I bought our stock trailer off Craigs List. I responded pretty quick to the add and went the next day to look at it and brought it home. Funny thing was, I live in Chillicothe, it was in Athens - about 50 miles to the East. Then about a month later we bought some furniture from the North side of Columbus, about 60 miles from Chillicothe, I took the stock trailer to go get it. I stopped at a store and a guy came running out asking if I wanted to sell it. I said no, but he asked how long I had had it and such. He said he saw it on Craigslist and e-mailed the guy but the guy told him that he had someone coming to look at it, but if he didn't take it he would call him. Guess he didn't get the call since I took it with me.

 

[TBDonnelly]

Funny excerpts from church bulletins:

The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals..
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The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'
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Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say '****' to someone who doesn't care much about you.
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Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
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Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
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For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
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Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
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A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is ****?' Come early and listen to our choir practice ..
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Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
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Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.
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The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.
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Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow..
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The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
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This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin..

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Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. Is done.
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The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
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Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.
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The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
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Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church Please use large double door at the side entrance.
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The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new campaign slogan last Sunday: 'I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours








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[Iplayfarmer]

There is endless entertainment to be had in the typos of others.

 

[MikePA]

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