Well, this one is up in the Dallas Farm/Garden section right now and is pretty funny. I really hate to make fun of these folks because they are probably hard working and have a valid item for sale, but I just can't read one of these without grinning a bit.
"CJ is a proven Cowboy Mounted Shooting Horse. I broke him as a late 2. He took me to the CMSA World as a 3 in Nov. of 08. This horse is intense. You have his attion at all times.He is not concern with what is going on arround him his concern is what you are asking of him. He needs a rider that rides with their legs, seat,and a lite hand.With out a doubt this horse can and will do any disaplin you ask of him. He has for me. I have used him to sort cattle, shoot ballons, a week long trailride in the ozark mt.,ponyed colts. You name it he does it and does it well. As long as he has a job he is happy.
You will love the way he responds with the slightist of effert on your part. He is a dream to ride.
The reason I am selling him is I am a trainer, I have put many hours on him and I have a new project. CJ will be missed but needs someone to injoy him like I have."
Hope you "injoy" readin' that.