Chuckles from Craig's List

   / Chuckles from Craig's List #22  
Well, this one is up in the Dallas Farm/Garden section right now and is pretty funny. I really hate to make fun of these folks because they are probably hard working and have a valid item for sale, but I just can't read one of these without grinning a bit.:rolleyes:

"CJ is a proven Cowboy Mounted Shooting Horse. I broke him as a late 2. He took me to the CMSA World as a 3 in Nov. of 08. This horse is intense. You have his attion at all times.He is not concern with what is going on arround him his concern is what you are asking of him. He needs a rider that rides with their legs, seat,and a lite hand.With out a doubt this horse can and will do any disaplin you ask of him. He has for me. I have used him to sort cattle, shoot ballons, a week long trailride in the ozark mt.,ponyed colts. You name it he does it and does it well. As long as he has a job he is happy.
You will love the way he responds with the slightist of effert on your part. He is a dream to ride.
The reason I am selling him is I am a trainer, I have put many hours on him and I have a new project. CJ will be missed but needs someone to injoy him like I have."

Hope you "injoy" readin' that.:D
 
   / Chuckles from Craig's List #23  
I bought my New Idea 323 one row corn picker off Craig's List. Bought it within 2 hours of it being listed. The guy told me he had almost 25 calls between me buying it on Monday and going to get it on Friday. We drove 500 miles one way to pick it up. :eek: He was in St. Louis, Missouri and I am in Birmingham, AL

I sold a great deal of last fall's pumpkin crop on Craig's list. I'm not just talking about 1 or 2. One guy bought a trailer load (100 large pumpkins) and another wanted 4500 for a "pumpkin patch".

I usually check it daily.

I like Search Tempest - The EASY way to search Craigslist! . Makes it a lot easier to search by distance from your location.

Chris
 
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Well, this one is up in the Dallas Farm/Garden section right now and is pretty funny. I really hate to make fun of these folks because they are probably hard working and have a valid item for sale, but I just can't read one of these without grinning a bit.:rolleyes:

"CJ is a proven Cowboy Mounted Shooting Horse. I broke him as a late 2. He took me to the CMSA World as a 3 in Nov. of 08. This horse is intense. You have his attion at all times.He is not concern with what is going on arround him his concern is what you are asking of him. He needs a rider that rides with their legs, seat,and a lite hand.With out a doubt this horse can and will do any disaplin you ask of him. He has for me. I have used him to sort cattle, shoot ballons, a week long trailride in the ozark mt.,ponyed colts. You name it he does it and does it well. As long as he has a job he is happy.
You will love the way he responds with the slightist of effert on your part. He is a dream to ride.
The reason I am selling him is I am a trainer, I have put many hours on him and I have a new project. CJ will be missed but needs someone to injoy him like I have."

Hope you "injoy" readin' that.:D

That ad is actually almost coherent. I see a lot that are even worse than that.

CJ does sound like a heck of a horse.
 
   / Chuckles from Craig's List #26  
I've seen some of those ads: "Good, Running 4X4 Truck. Includes trailer hitch and wench."

:D
Perhaps that was the girl friend that Dallas_Lilly referred to?

All kidding aside, I sold my dually on Craigslist within a couple of days of listing for an excellent price. My only recommendation for anyone selling would be to set up an alternate email account to use.
 
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