The next James Bond

[Tpondel]

So wrong …

So long Daniel Craig... The identity of the new James Bond has been revealed

The casting news we’ve all been waiting for has finally dropped, and the reveal of Daniel Craig's successor as 007 may surprise some James Bond fans...View on euronews

www.yahoo.com

 

[MossRoad]

“As for the naysayers, whose 'hot takes' on our decision will be tangled in kneejerk sexism and sanity-corroding yet predictable accusations of ‘woke’, we’re banking on the fact they’ll be too busy ‘looksmaxxing’ in order to ‘boost their ****** market value’ to muster the intellectual fortitude to mentally register this announcement.”

 

[Runner]

I vote for Gerard Butler. Already has the Scottish accent and he's good at "offing people".

 

[mrmikey]

Someone missed the word 'James' in James Bond. It's not Janette, Jenette Junette or whatever. No, I'm not sexist it's just.....never mind. Just another thing ruined by...people.

 

[MossRoad]

 

[Sigarms]

Can't open the link, but just remember, yesterday was April fools day.

If I remember correctly, the last film had 007 dying. NOT even death can keep a character down if there is money to be had! LOL

 

[tradosaurus]

Go woke.
Go broke.
You would think Hollyweird would learn their lesson by now.
New James bond is a woman

 

[Runner]

Bond, Jane Bond....

 

[Sigarms]

Go woke.
Go broke.
You would think Hollyweird would learn their lesson by now.
New James bond is a woman

And some people don't read

Take from the article YOU posted.

Honestly, I've got more important things going on in my life (such as posting here LOL) to worry about or care who is playing Jane Bond....

That said, hands down I would prefer P u s s y Galore over Fitty McCrotch

 

[alexpops]

lol ... considering the fact that James (on average) had 2 women per movie, if Jane keeps in character she'll be pregnant by the 2nd movie & replaced. Alternatively, they'll bring in Dan Aykroid to play Q & they can re-start the "Point-Counterpoint" line for comedic effect.

Or they'll make her lesbian (which will get old quick) so that the Bond girls can continue and moneypenny will still throw herself at Bond.

 

[rontaki]

Too late to cast Chuck Norris (or is it)?

 

[masseyrider]

Massey.... Massey Rider!

 

[Sigarms]

Pus sy Galore
Holly Goodhead
Octopussy
Plenty O-Toole
Chew Mee
Xenia Onatopp

The only thing I can come up with for a guy might be Mike Coxhuge?

 

[alexpops]

Pus sy Galore
Holly Goodhead
Octopussy
Plenty O-Toole
Chew Mee
Xenia Onatopp

The only thing I can come up with for a guy might be Mike Coxhuge?

you just go back to the **** of the 70's & 80's & grab the names they used for Ron Jeremy or John Holmes' characters

 

[masseyrider]

you just go back to the **** of the 70's & 80's & grab the names they used for Ron Jeremy or John Holmes' characters

The Hedgehog?

 

[rontaki]

Pus sy Galore
Holly Goodhead
Octopussy
Plenty O-Toole
Chew Mee
Xenia Onatopp

The only thing I can come up with for a guy might be Mike Coxhuge?

Eric Shun

 

[alexpops]

Hugh Mungus? Rod Hardway? Lance Insidov? Richard Long?

 

[Hay Dude]

I always thought James Bond movies were dumb and the British in general are a weird bunch.

 

[masseyrider]

stick a fork in it.
does anyone care about this useless series?

 

[MossRoad]

I hate heights....