leonz
Super Member
Re: Del Morino arrived
Greetings,
You will not need a passport to use your rotary mower your only going to throw stones at it.
Sadly, as far as grass growing is concerned its not going to come sooner.
With regard to our annual post winter prediction day telephone conference with Punxatawney Phil, Staten Island Chuck, Dunkirk Dave, Chattanooga Chuck, Sir Walter Wally, Jimmy the Ground Hog, Malverne Mell, Holtsville Hal, Woody, Woodstock Willy and the three no votes from the three major Ground Hog Weather Prognosticators from Canada being Shubenacadie Sam, Wiarton Willie and Balzac Billie predicted that winter would not stay for six more weeks.
Things went down hill from there with regard to the usual cross border rivalries and with various accusations of sorcery, Voo Dah, spell casting, my checks in the mail for gambling debts, accusations of keeper bribery, speeding ticket fixing, graft given to UPS and Federal Express for late cross border food and groundhog treat deliveries that usually take 48 hour or less etc. Things went further down hill and the usual cross border rivalries ensued with the usual taunts of settling things on the roof of the Skylon Tower or the roof of the Labbats brewery in Toronto or on the sidewalk in front of the Hockey Hall of Fame, or in the Rogers Center/Sky Dome on the ice with hay bales to create the usual messy obstacle course and racing times(the basket ball court became off limits two years ago after the janitors found scratches in the wooden tiles).
Last year every one of them got into the spent brewers grain bins at the Labbats brewery and it was not a good sight to see.
After "The Incident" last year it was agreed that things would be settled on the snow stockpile at Oswego, New York but none of the members showed up offering the usual responses from being unable to obtain car or go cart rentals to ride through the Queen Elizabeth Way to Buffalo then to Oswego, the cute lady veterinarian from Cornell was unable to oversee things, no money for plane tickets, no lady veterinarians available to kiss boo boos, and provide peroxide and a good nuzzle for luck and a general who cares attitude from several Hog members who will remain nameless who said they were not going to Oswego unless we have the same cute veterinarian and the female vet students from Tufts and Cornell to fuss over us like last year we are not going to bother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You should see these guys at the ship christening parties sponsored by Canada Steam Ship lines; they all take turns riding the swinging champagne bottle and bouncing off the hull before the bottle is broken on the hull to see who breaks the bottle first before the CSL guests arrive.
They were thrown out the last time when the CSL boss found out that the coin set under the keel of the newest lake ship being built fell out of one of their hats on the coat rack and he was not happy!!!
What a bunch of animals!!!!!!!!
Greetings,
You will not need a passport to use your rotary mower your only going to throw stones at it.
Sadly, as far as grass growing is concerned its not going to come sooner.
With regard to our annual post winter prediction day telephone conference with Punxatawney Phil, Staten Island Chuck, Dunkirk Dave, Chattanooga Chuck, Sir Walter Wally, Jimmy the Ground Hog, Malverne Mell, Holtsville Hal, Woody, Woodstock Willy and the three no votes from the three major Ground Hog Weather Prognosticators from Canada being Shubenacadie Sam, Wiarton Willie and Balzac Billie predicted that winter would not stay for six more weeks.
Things went down hill from there with regard to the usual cross border rivalries and with various accusations of sorcery, Voo Dah, spell casting, my checks in the mail for gambling debts, accusations of keeper bribery, speeding ticket fixing, graft given to UPS and Federal Express for late cross border food and groundhog treat deliveries that usually take 48 hour or less etc. Things went further down hill and the usual cross border rivalries ensued with the usual taunts of settling things on the roof of the Skylon Tower or the roof of the Labbats brewery in Toronto or on the sidewalk in front of the Hockey Hall of Fame, or in the Rogers Center/Sky Dome on the ice with hay bales to create the usual messy obstacle course and racing times(the basket ball court became off limits two years ago after the janitors found scratches in the wooden tiles).
Last year every one of them got into the spent brewers grain bins at the Labbats brewery and it was not a good sight to see.
After "The Incident" last year it was agreed that things would be settled on the snow stockpile at Oswego, New York but none of the members showed up offering the usual responses from being unable to obtain car or go cart rentals to ride through the Queen Elizabeth Way to Buffalo then to Oswego, the cute lady veterinarian from Cornell was unable to oversee things, no money for plane tickets, no lady veterinarians available to kiss boo boos, and provide peroxide and a good nuzzle for luck and a general who cares attitude from several Hog members who will remain nameless who said they were not going to Oswego unless we have the same cute veterinarian and the female vet students from Tufts and Cornell to fuss over us like last year we are not going to bother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You should see these guys at the ship christening parties sponsored by Canada Steam Ship lines; they all take turns riding the swinging champagne bottle and bouncing off the hull before the bottle is broken on the hull to see who breaks the bottle first before the CSL guests arrive.
They were thrown out the last time when the CSL boss found out that the coin set under the keel of the newest lake ship being built fell out of one of their hats on the coat rack and he was not happy!!!
What a bunch of animals!!!!!!!!
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