Battery Ram, I like that. Too bad it's a Marchonni - Fiat - Dodge.
Interestingly I bought a used, well cared for 4 door Deville DHS, pre-Obama 2004 with a 32 valve Northstar, light the tires, pin you in the seat, 150 mph touring sedan that I'm getting 33.2 MPG with. Of course that's no lighting the tires (I'm too cheap to incenerate tires anyway), I drive like my age....62, but I'm amazed. a 345 horsepower V8 in a lugsyourass car and it does better than my wife's Transit with its piddly 4 banger.
And it rides like a..... Cadillac. I remember as a kid, you referred to a good riding car as 'rides like a Cadillac'. Now I know what that really means. It has a Bose sound system, heated and cooled seats, leather of course, window shades on the back windows, the seats even massage your back, memory wheel, mirrors,, every option imaginable.
It's an economy car and certainly crash worthy, unlike a econo box coffin.
I believe when it gets old and nasty, I'll torch off the trunk lid and make a pickup truck out of it.