You Know You Are Old When

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Your more apprehensive of starting larger projects.
My father-in-law said something funny last year, "hell, I'm so old I don't even buy eggs more than a half-dozen at a time anymore."

For those slow on the uptake, he's not sure he'll be around long enough to finish a full dozen.
 
   / You Know You Are Old When #1,306  
My father-in-law said something funny last year, "hell, I'm so old I don't even buy eggs more than a half-dozen at a time anymore."

For those slow on the uptake, he's not sure he'll be around long enough to finish a full dozen.
Another saying is "we don't even buy green bananas!"
 
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When you won't get a new pet because it's life expectancy would be greater than yours.

Awww - now that made me sad.

But, luckily, my wife is much younger so we can still get a new pet!!!
 
   / You Know You Are Old When #1,309  
My father-in-law said something funny last year, "hell, I'm so old I don't even buy eggs more than a half-dozen at a time anymore."

For those slow on the uptake, he's not sure he'll be around long enough to finish a full dozen.
Oh? OK?
Thanks for the clarification.
I would never have figured that one out,
I thought he was just a cheap ASSHOL-.
 

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