You Know You Are Old When

[scootr]

It was obvious to everybody but me when the store clerks and delivery boys started calling me Sir and I would look around?
Too late now - that was a few yrs ago

 

[NoTrespassing]

Ain't That a Kick In the Head

 

[MoKelly]

Here you go—-

 

[D&D]

Yes sir! I like your thinking.

my Bing Halloween favorite

 

[Fixastuff]

You read TBN for entertainment.

 

[MoKelly]

You read TBN for entertainment.

Ouch!!!!

 

[masseyrider]

You go downstairs to lift weights and end-up injured for 4 weeks

From the walk down, not having lifted anything.

 

[masseyrider]

My mother said you know you're old when police men and doctors look too young.
I have aches older than my Dr.

 

[Fixastuff]

@haydude here's an old man workout.

You start with a 1lb sack of potatoes held out level at arms length. Keep using that until you can hold it for 2 mins x 5 reps.

Then you just slowly work your way up 2lb sack, 5lb sack, stopping at 50lbs.

Once you can hold a 50lb sack for 2 mins x 5 reps, you go back to the 1lb sack but this time put a potato in it. Lol.

 

[bdhsfz6]

You're old when a sexy woman offers to give you super *** and you take the soup.