You Know You Are Old When

[garry1p]

Waking up in the morning I got into the habit of lifting the sheet to see if I had a tag on my big toe.

No tag, climb out of bed and have a good day.

 

[ultrarunner]

I know a lady that woke up in the morgue with a toe tag…

It made the news and after people called her miracle Mary…

Horrific auto accident which killed her husband who was driving when a truck came over the center line…

 

[Fuddyduddy1952]

Amazon (of course) sells toe tags! What a cruel joke to play on someone asleep!

 

[BravoXray]

If I can put on clean undies in the morning without falling over, it's gonna be a good day.

 

[masseyrider]

YKYO when you've already looked at todays entrys and you read them again and they're new all over again.

 

[Panik]

Guys know they're old when they take reading material into the bathroom to take a leak.

I used to wonder why my dad would spend so much time in the bathroom when I was a kid.... Literally remember wondering "what is he doing in there... it can't take that long"

.... And now I know - Not much, just getting some quiet while reading and taking care of business, lol

 

[Sigarms]

I used to wonder why my dad would spend so much time in the bathroom when I was a kid.... Literally remember wondering "what is he doing in there... it can't take that long"

.... And now I know - Not much, just getting some quiet while reading and taking care of business, lol

The irony is a bunch of men apparently feel the same way when they use the bathroom at a gas station...

If you can't crap in 5 minutes or less, don't use a public restroom

I understand peace and quiet, but a public restroom aint it!

 

[Oaktree]

FIL got me one years ago as a Christmas present. Great book to leave on the hopper...

Glad to see I'm not the only one who reads on the throne. Wife thinks it's weird.

 

[Sigarms]

Glad to see I'm not the only one who reads on the throne. Wife thinks it's weird.

I only read on the "throne" at home

I'm old enough that I'm stupid enough to buy a newspaper just to read on the throne

 

[Fuddyduddy1952]

I'm on the throne with my phone

 

[jyoutz]

I'm on the throne with my phone

At least you made it to the throne this time.

 

[Alan46]

At least you made it to the throne this time.

 

[masseyrider]

I guess I just don't have what it takes to multitask.
I sit.
I work at the task I came to do.
I clean up my work space.
I wash my hands.
I brag aboot my workmanship.

 

[Fuddyduddy1952]

Forgot my phone...

 

[Jstpssng]

The irony is a bunch of men apparently feel the same way when they use the bathroom at a gas station...

If you can't crap in 5 minutes or less, don't use a public restroom

I understand peace and quiet, but a public restroom aint it!

In other words, **** and git!!

 

[BackRoad]

The real question is do you admit to any of this when the doctor asks "...Any change in your bowel movements?..."?

 

[MAX-24-Dean]

I used to wonder why my dad would spend so much time in the bathroom when I was a kid.... Literally remember wondering "what is he doing in there... it can't take that long"

.... And now I know - Not much, just getting some quiet while reading and taking care of business, lol

My dad sometimes called the bathroom the study, for privacy and some quiet time.
To hear him say it, it was a getaway from the 6 kids and the wife who was always talking to herself. Or was she just talking to herself?

 

[Sigarms]

In other words, **** and git!!

For some reason, the "War and Peace" novel readers in the single stall public restrooms generally are there when I really need to go (not like I like having no clue what the public restroom is going to look like LOL).

My old bad habit is I eat/shower/dump fast. I have no clue why people would take so long in a public restroom unless they have some kind of bowel medical issue.

Really just wish public bathrooms would go unisex all the way around. Just my luck though I get behind 5 women in line.

 

[masseyrider]

Really just wish public bathrooms would go unisex all the way around. Just my luck though I get behind 5 women in line.

At least you wouldn't be subjected to the sounds and smells. On good knowledge I've been told they don't have openings for farts.

 

[thepumpguysc]

I worked with a guy that EVERY MORNING would get a hot cup of coffee AND a honey bun from the vending machine and head to “his office” as we all called it, FOR 45 MINUTES.!! EVERY DAY.!!
You could set your watch by it.. (ick)