You Know You Are Old When

[garry1p]

Waking up in the morning I got into the habit of lifting the sheet to see if I had a tag on my big toe.

No tag, climb out of bed and have a good day.

 

[ultrarunner]

I know a lady that woke up in the morgue with a toe tag…

It made the news and after people called her miracle Mary…

Horrific auto accident which killed her husband who was driving when a truck came over the center line…

 

[Fuddyduddy1952]

Amazon (of course) sells toe tags! What a cruel joke to play on someone asleep!

 

[BravoXray]

If I can put on clean undies in the morning without falling over, it's gonna be a good day.

 

[masseyrider]

YKYO when you've already looked at todays entrys and you read them again and they're new all over again.

 

[Panik]

Guys know they're old when they take reading material into the bathroom to take a leak.

I used to wonder why my dad would spend so much time in the bathroom when I was a kid.... Literally remember wondering "what is he doing in there... it can't take that long"

.... And now I know - Not much, just getting some quiet while reading and taking care of business, lol

 

[Sigarms]

I used to wonder why my dad would spend so much time in the bathroom when I was a kid.... Literally remember wondering "what is he doing in there... it can't take that long"

.... And now I know - Not much, just getting some quiet while reading and taking care of business, lol

The irony is a bunch of men apparently feel the same way when they use the bathroom at a gas station...

If you can't crap in 5 minutes or less, don't use a public restroom

I understand peace and quiet, but a public restroom aint it!

 

[Oaktree]

FIL got me one years ago as a Christmas present. Great book to leave on the hopper...

Glad to see I'm not the only one who reads on the throne. Wife thinks it's weird.

 

[Sigarms]

Glad to see I'm not the only one who reads on the throne. Wife thinks it's weird.

I only read on the "throne" at home

I'm old enough that I'm stupid enough to buy a newspaper just to read on the throne

 

[Fuddyduddy1952]

I'm on the throne with my phone