How about what I'm gonna break this week? with malice aforethought, too.
I'm afflicted with this Husqvarna riding mower with a Kohler Cowardace (they spell it "Courage" which is pretty presumptuous) engine, which I bought brand new in 2012, kept inside, maintained properly, used gently. It has 265 hours on it total. That's a whopping 20.4 hours a year.
It absolutely cannot make it ten hours between failures. Something is ALWAYS breaking, failing, leaking, falling off, (not including me, so far), you would simply not believe how unreliable and junky this thing is. I have owned 1960s vintage FIATs that were more reliable than this thing.
Yesterday it decided to surge wildly although it runs OK at full throttle. I know that all it needs (this time) is to have the carb cleaned out, but I am sick and tired of nannying this constantly decaying pile of mechanical garbage.
This coming week I am going out to buy a zero-turn, again new.
Now . . . I am open to suggestions from everyone here as to how best to utterly and totally destroy/demolish/obliterate this thing off the face of the earth. Any suggestions, up to and including nuclear weapons, are welcome. There's a railroad main line about 1,000 feet east of me, so that's a possibility, but I want to make totally sure this thing is DONE. Forever.
Best Regards,
Mike/Florida