Wacky Warning Labels

/ Wacky Warning Labels #123  
Sign in South Idaho:
 

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/ Wacky Warning Labels #124  
That reminds me of another 'wacky warning sign' story. I was stationed at Eglin AFB in Florida back in the early 90's. Eglin is a huge base with many square miles of woodland. Some of this is used for bombing ranges and EOD training, missle tests, Ranger training, etc etc. But most of it is open for hunting and camping etc and it is laced with miles of sandy roads of various levels of improvement.

Well, I was out there scouting one day, driving these roads waaaaay out in the middle of this massive property. I began driving smaller and smaller of these roads to the point where I was in 4 wheel drive and barely making it, totally lost. Finally I see a fence line up ahead with an open gate and a sign. I was relieved to be getting back to something like civilization and that the gate was open. I was disappointed to see that this large wooden sign had nothing written on it. I drove through the gate and looked back at the sign which said:

Danger! Do Not Enter. Unexploded Ordinance!

Needless to say, I kept going and did not look back again! I have no idea how I got into the area but I can say for sure I saw no other signs and drove through no gates that indicated I was somewhere I should not have been.
 
/ Wacky Warning Labels #125  
I once suggested to a Kioti dealer that maybe he needed to put up a sign that said "Stupidity is not covered by warranty." He thought it was a great idea, but he was afraid the target audience would know he was talking about them. OTOH.. my wife did find a sign we have on our front fence.. I think it was from TSC or something... It says "Old dog, young dog, several stupid dogs. Please Drive slow"
 
/ Wacky Warning Labels #126  
Large console TV, warning label on back of set states, "Warning, do not remove back for servicing, you may be shocked." Open the back of this large set, little tiny box of guts in the corner of huge cabinet, sign next to the tiny box, said "See, we said you'd be shocked!!". :D
 
/ Wacky Warning Labels #128  
rtdiggr said:
I don't think these qualify as wacky warning labels but still funny. Shane View attachment 91727

The top picture reminds me of the sign at the local coffee shop. It says that all children left unattended will be given 5 cups of hot chocolate with extra marshmellows and a puppy.
 
/ Wacky Warning Labels #129  
Just back from a flight. On the package of peanuts: This product packaged in a facility that processes peanuts.
 
/ Wacky Warning Labels #130  
Reminds me of my peanut butter label.. said the same thing.. 'may contain peanuts'.. gosh.... ya think...

soundguy
 
/ Wacky Warning Labels #131  
One I wish that was added when I was a kid working with a mowing crew with my push mower should of read "Do not sit on mower gas tank as gasoline enema my occur" Full tank of gas with breather valve on gas cap and compressed with butt on tank is not a good thing. It took 5 gallons of sticky ice cold Gatorade down the back of my pants to relieve the burning pain.:eek:
 
/ Wacky Warning Labels #132  
Soundguy said:
Reminds me of my peanut butter label.. said the same thing.. 'may contain peanuts'.. gosh.... ya think...

soundguy

LOL!

The "may" is the best part. Does that mean it "may" not contain peanuts?
 
/ Wacky Warning Labels #133  
Considering where most stuff is made these days.. heck.. might? contain lead or ethelene glycol too!

soundguy
 
/ Wacky Warning Labels #134  
Soundguy said:
" May cause sudden death" ;)

soundguy

There's a lawyer add that asks if any relative has died or if you've died after taking a medication to contact them. Hmmmmm, do they have telephones in heaven??
 
/ Wacky Warning Labels #135  
Yep.. some adds need a bit more proofreading!

soundguy
 
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Just got a new front windshield cover for our RV to block out the sun during the day and keep things private at night, it attaches across the windshield.

Warning tag on the RV windshield cover states, "WARNING: DO NOT DRIVE VEHICLE WITH COVER ATTACHED."


Whoa, you cannot even see anything with the sun screen installed, no way could you possibly "drive the vehicle" ten feet??????

STOOPID..............:D
 
/ Wacky Warning Labels #137  
My dad got me a sign for Christmas, which I hung up on the bulletin board in my office at my last job:

"NO TRESPASSING! Violators will be shot. Survivors will be shot again."

A coworker told me that the fact that it came from a family member seemed to explain a lot about me. :)
 
/ Wacky Warning Labels #138  
I think I've mentioned this before, but I saw a novelty sign that said:

Trespassers Will Be Violated
 
/ Wacky Warning Labels #139  
I saw one that said:

If you are found her at night, you will be found here in the morning.


soundguy
 
/ Wacky Warning Labels #140  
That's a good one. Could be a threat or it could be an indication of wild parties! Either way, its funny!
 

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