Wacky Warning Labels

[SPYDERLK]

Like this?

No. Read up on the contraction of "you are".
larry

 

[patrick_g]

Larry, Remember that consistent use of the same misspelling automatically nominates it as an alternate spelling!

Pat

 

[rtdiggr]

I can read where it says WARNING but I can't make out the rest.

Pat

Just stand right there Pat and Rob will be with you as soon as he finds what he is looking for.

I do like Robs sign, now that snow mobile season is here i feel i should put one up. It really doesn't bother me but my wife has a good point, it isn't there property and if we took our dogs out and let them run all over there property they probably would not be to happy.
Shane

 

[patrick_g]

RTDIGGR and Larry, Note the use of "it isn't there property" which is yet another example of consistent usage defining an alternate spelling or maybe "it isn't there" property is missing property that just isn't there.

Pat

 

[SPYDERLK]

You get to figure out all the ways you can harm yourself with this product. THINK...

 

[SPYDERLK]

RTDIGGR and Larry, Note the use of "it isn't there property" which is yet another example of consistent usage defining an alternate spelling or maybe "it isn't there" property is missing property that just isn't there.

Pat

that deserves at least one ha. On a more strictly language based note tho[ugh], consistent use of the wrong word is just ignernt or attitudinal. In all cases however/tho, it doesnt pay to set oneself up when making an "idiot" warning.
larry

 

[bjcsc]

My all time favorite, from my Husky manual:

My second favorite, and one we're all familiar with, is the stick figure wrapped around the PTO shaft multiple times...

 

[SPYDERLK]

My all time favorite, from my Husky manual:

Hes just afraid to jump.

 

[tallyho8]

I can read where it says WARNING but I can't make out the rest. Pat

If you really can't read the rest, all you have to do is click on the photo and it will enlarge enough for you to read it. (Though, sometimes I have trouble telling if you are really serious)

 

[3RRL]

Like this?

Now I like that one a lot.
It's self explanatory except to the idiots.

Dudley, thanks for pointing that out to Pat....click on the photo to enlarge.