Snip snip... That was fun.

[jerrybob]

One day, after a man had his annual physical, the doctor
came out and said, "You had a great check-up. Is there
anything that you'd like to talk about or ask me?"
"Well," he said, "I was thinking about getting a vasectomy."
"That's a big decision! Have you talked it over with your
family?"
"Yeah,...and they're in favor 15 to 2."

 

[MNBobcat]

Aside from the female nurse staring at my junk, the worst part of the experience was seeing the smoke tendrils and knowing where it was coming from.

 

[ratpie]

i had mine done back in 89 when i was 24. the best part was the wife watching the nurse hold my junk for 10 minutes. 3 days later i was off the bench & back in the game!. gotta love frozen corn!