Only two kinds of people?

[TomSeller]

Those who put ketchup on their fries, those who dip their fries in ketchup.

 

[TomSeller]

Those that hit he snooze button, those that get right up.

 

[TomSeller]

People you drink with and people that make you drink.

 

[TomSeller]

Morning people and people who want to kill morning people.

 

[TomSeller]

Male, Female

 

[TomSeller]

Those who keep people in suspense and ......

 

[MossRoad]

Cheech and Chong...

 

[bcp]

Builders and breakers.

 

[rswyan]

Those who are inclined to help others ... and those who are not ...

 

[sixdogs]

I have a feeling this thread is going to a thousand pages and 800,000 views. Then again, others may not think so.

 

[riptides]

Those with tractors, and those without.

 

[square1]

Amazing and Right Handed

 

[TomSeller]

Those who put the toilet paper role on so the paper rolls off to the outside and those who tear the toilet paper squares each time down the middle.

 

[rmk700]

The humble ones and the ones that are going to be humbled.

 

[sixdogs]

Those who know right from wrong and those who don't.

 

[TomSeller]

Those that eat the pizza crust and those that don't

 

[TomSeller]

Yourself, Everyone else

 

[TomSeller]

Those that see the glass half full and those that see the glass half empty

 

[check]

Those that eat the pizza crust and those that don't

No, there is a third group - those that eat the crusts you leave behind! (My wife finishes first, and then watches me like a hungry dog watching me eat a steak!)

 

[murphy1244]

Those that have tractors stuck in the mud, and those that have tractors looking for a place to be stuck in the mud.