Man Down -- Attacked by Squirrel

[Coyote machine]

You can't be Guido, you are a blowhard.

Guido doesn't take kindly to insults.

 

[GGB]

Has the Federal Witness Protection program been expanded to protect folks from evil squirrels like Guido? If not, I'm writing my Congessman!

 

[farmgirl19]

Well whoever Guido is, if he likes two nuts he must be gay.

Not necessarily. "He" could be a "She"! That way, it can do undercover work!

 

[sixdogs]

Just saw this story on my local channel. Seems she beat him with the squirrel first and then stabbed him. She looks pretty tough.

 

[smstonypoint]

Just saw this story on my local channel. Seems she beat him with the squirrel first and then stabbed him. She looks pretty tough.

Tough or rough? Both?



Steve

 

[sixdogs]

Tough or rough? Both?


Steve

I wouldn't think that look would mix well with beer.

 

[TomSeller]

I wouldn't think that look would mix well with beer.

Maybe he was subtly trying to cut her consumption by "forgetting" the beer until the stores closed. She must believe in shooting the messenger. Or pulverizing him in this case.

 

[smstonypoint]

I wouldn't think that look would mix well with beer.

It may depend on who is imbibing said beverage. There is a county song titled "Don't the Girls All Get Prettier at Closing Time." I'm not a drinking man, so I wouldn't know.

Steve

 

[k0ua]

It may depend on who is imbibing said beverage. There is a county song titled "Don't the Girls All Get Prettier at Closing Time." I'm not a drinking man, so I wouldn't know.

Steve

He must be wearing his "beer goggles"

 

[sixdogs]

Maybe he was a bleeder and best not to tempt fate?

 

[smstonypoint]

He must be wearing his "beer goggles"

:laughing: That's a new one for me. I need to get out more often.

Steve

 

[k0ua]

:laughing: That's a new one for me. I need to get out more often.

Steve

yeah, with enough beer, they all look great!

Have you heard about "coyote ugly?".. That is where you would rather chew your arm off if it is trapped under her in the morning rather than risk waking her up and having to talk to her.

 

[smstonypoint]

yeah, with enough beer, they all look great!

Have you heard about "coyote ugly?".. That is where you would rather chew your arm off if it is trapped under her in the morning rather than risk waking her up and having to talk to her.

I have heard that one, along with "two bagger."

Steve

PS -- We are a bunch of sexist pigs.

 

[Coyote machine]

I have heard that one, along with "two bagger."



Steve

PS -- We are a bunch of sexist pigs.

Yeah, don't forget the homophobes too...

 

[farmgirl19]

Guys! Y'all are being very tacky! Funny, but tacky, none the less.

 

[Pixguy]

This guy got battered cuz he wouldn't cuddle..... after drinking and it doesn't appear that there was any "lower" cuddling first. :knockout: Woman Busted For Attacking Live-In Boyfriend When He Refused To "Cuddle" In Bed | The Smoking Gun

 

[Coyote machine]

...How many people would be on earth today if beer had not been invented?

Steve

I'm guessing just about the right number by now....

 

[lockhaven]

there is not enough beer brewed to cuddle with her, but then again she would force the issue me thinks