Man Down -- Attacked by Squirrel

[sixdogs]

Give a squirrel a fish and he eats for the day...
Teach a squirrel to fish and he eats forever.

 

[Steppenwolfe]

I think we all have way too much time on our hands... me, I have an excuse. It's raining.

 

[lockhaven]

Give a squirrel a fish and he eats for the day...
Teach a squirrel to fish and he eats forever.

I thought squirrels preferred nuts

 

[jerrybob]

I think we all have way too much time on our hands... me, I have an excuse. It's raining.

I agree....raining here too!

A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of Squirrels. He pulls the guy over and says... "You can't drive around with squirrels in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately." The guy says "OK"... and drives away. The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of squirrels, and they're all wearing sun glasses. He pulls the guy over and demands... "I thought I told you to take these squirrels to the zoo yesterday?" The guy replies... "I did . . . today I'm taking them to the beach!"

 

[buckeyefarmer]

This just goes to show that ceramic squirrels are dangerous and need to be controlled through adequate legislation to include background checks and limits on high capacity squirrels.

:laughing: agree

 

[RobertBrown]

I agree....raining here too!

A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of Squirrels. He pulls the guy over and says... "You can't drive around with squirrels in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately." The guy says "OK"... and drives away. The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of squirrels, and they're all wearing sun glasses. He pulls the guy over and demands... "I thought I told you to take these squirrels to the zoo yesterday?" The guy replies... "I did . . . today I'm taking them to the beach!"

Raining here also......and I don't ever recall seeing any squirrels at any beaches, sounds like a "fabrication" to me.

 

[smstonypoint]

Raining here also......and I don't ever recall seeing any squirrels at any beaches, sounds like a "fabrication" to me.

You need to get out more often.


Steve

 

[Coyote machine]

You need to get out more often.

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Steve

Technically that's not a beach, it's just a boatload of squirrels.

 

[smstonypoint]

Technically that's not a beach, it's just a boatload of squirrels.

A fair point, but would not the squirrels have had to traverse the littoral zone in order to reach the briny deep that serves as the setting of said image?

Steve

 

[Coyote machine]

A fair point, but would not the squirrels have had to traverse the littoral zone in order to reach the briny deep that serves as the setting of said image?

Steve

I think you mean the dock next to the bathtub? Maybe...

 

[RobertBrown]

It' not a boatload of squirrels, now is it? It looks to me like one squirrel and two of his evil, ne'er-do-well robot slaves on their merry way to who-knows-where, to do who-knows-what.
No doubt in my mind they are up to some type of heinous shenanigans and tomfoolery. Just look at the evil mustache the driver has fashioned and how can you trust someone that has named their craft "PROGRESSIVE".
The actual squirrel could be some kind of polysexual.... probably voted for some write in candidate. Might even live in Houston....scary.

 

[Coyote machine]

It' not a boatload of squirrels, now is it? It looks to me like one squirrel and two of his evil, ne'er-do-well robot slaves on their merry way to who-knows-where, to do who-knows-what.
No doubt in my mind they are up to some type of heinous shenanigans and tomfoolery. Just look at the evil mustache the driver has fashioned and how can you trust someone that has named their craft "PROGRESSIVE".
The actual squirrel could be some kind of polysexual.... probably voted for some write in candidate. Might even live in Houston....scary.

It's Guido the squirrel, from s. fla. and his local contacts, bringing him in for a local hit on a guy who turned to cops for protection when the 'girlfriend' went krazy. I heard $15K for Guido to do the hit:laughing:

 

[TomSeller]

I thought squirrels preferred nuts

That would be a gay squirrel.

 

[RobertBrown]

You didn't just call Guido.... gay, did you?

 

[smstonypoint]

UH OH. I have a feeling that this isn't going to end well for Tom. Not at all well.

Steve

 

[TomSeller]

You didn't just call Guido.... gay, did you?

Guido?

 

[Coyote machine]

Guido will do a two for the price of one special, since he's already in town.

 

[TomSeller]

Guido will do a two for the price of one special, since he's already in town.

Well whoever Guido is, if he likes two nuts he must be gay.

 

[Coyote machine]

Well whoever Guido is, if he likes two nuts he must be gay.

Guido says you're the one talking about nuts and gay guys?!:shocked:

 

[TomSeller]

Guido says you're the one talking about nuts and gay guys?!:shocked:

You can't be Guido, you are a blowhard.