Man Down -- Attacked by Squirrel

[RobertBrown]

It' not a boatload of squirrels, now is it? It looks to me like one squirrel and two of his evil, ne'er-do-well robot slaves on their merry way to who-knows-where, to do who-knows-what.
No doubt in my mind they are up to some type of heinous shenanigans and tomfoolery. Just look at the evil mustache the driver has fashioned and how can you trust someone that has named their craft "PROGRESSIVE".
The actual squirrel could be some kind of polysexual.... probably voted for some write in candidate. Might even live in Houston....scary.

 

[Coyote machine]

It' not a boatload of squirrels, now is it? It looks to me like one squirrel and two of his evil, ne'er-do-well robot slaves on their merry way to who-knows-where, to do who-knows-what.
No doubt in my mind they are up to some type of heinous shenanigans and tomfoolery. Just look at the evil mustache the driver has fashioned and how can you trust someone that has named their craft "PROGRESSIVE".
The actual squirrel could be some kind of polysexual.... probably voted for some write in candidate. Might even live in Houston....scary.

It's Guido the squirrel, from s. fla. and his local contacts, bringing him in for a local hit on a guy who turned to cops for protection when the 'girlfriend' went krazy. I heard $15K for Guido to do the hit:laughing:

 

[TomSeller]

I thought squirrels preferred nuts

That would be a gay squirrel.

 

[RobertBrown]

You didn't just call Guido.... gay, did you?

 

[smstonypoint]

UH OH. I have a feeling that this isn't going to end well for Tom. Not at all well.

Steve

 

[TomSeller]

You didn't just call Guido.... gay, did you?

Guido?

 

[Coyote machine]

Guido will do a two for the price of one special, since he's already in town.

 

[TomSeller]

Guido will do a two for the price of one special, since he's already in town.

Well whoever Guido is, if he likes two nuts he must be gay.

 

[Coyote machine]

Well whoever Guido is, if he likes two nuts he must be gay.

Guido says you're the one talking about nuts and gay guys?!:shocked:

 

[TomSeller]

Guido says you're the one talking about nuts and gay guys?!:shocked:

You can't be Guido, you are a blowhard.