Man Down -- Attacked by Squirrel

[Coyote machine]

You can't be Guido, you are a blowhard.

Guido doesn't take kindly to insults.

 

[GGB]

Has the Federal Witness Protection program been expanded to protect folks from evil squirrels like Guido? If not, I'm writing my Congessman!

 

[farmgirl19]

Well whoever Guido is, if he likes two nuts he must be gay.

Not necessarily. "He" could be a "She"! That way, it can do undercover work!

 

[sixdogs]

Just saw this story on my local channel. Seems she beat him with the squirrel first and then stabbed him. She looks pretty tough.

 

[smstonypoint]

Just saw this story on my local channel. Seems she beat him with the squirrel first and then stabbed him. She looks pretty tough.

Tough or rough? Both?



Steve

 

[sixdogs]

Tough or rough? Both?


Steve

I wouldn't think that look would mix well with beer.

 

[TomSeller]

I wouldn't think that look would mix well with beer.

Maybe he was subtly trying to cut her consumption by "forgetting" the beer until the stores closed. She must believe in shooting the messenger. Or pulverizing him in this case.

 

[smstonypoint]

I wouldn't think that look would mix well with beer.

It may depend on who is imbibing said beverage. There is a county song titled "Don't the Girls All Get Prettier at Closing Time." I'm not a drinking man, so I wouldn't know.

Steve

 

[k0ua]

It may depend on who is imbibing said beverage. There is a county song titled "Don't the Girls All Get Prettier at Closing Time." I'm not a drinking man, so I wouldn't know.

Steve

He must be wearing his "beer goggles"

 

[sixdogs]

Maybe he was a bleeder and best not to tempt fate?