Jim Shooz
Veteran Member
I think if they tried that around here they would be told to do something about "sex and travel" 
It's fun interacting the the animals, isn't it, Buppies? The fence lizard I've been feeding got me for five mealworms yesterday, and instead of running away after taking each one from my hand, now just swallows them down and looks up at me for more. If this keeps up, I'm going to have to put him on a diet..:laughing:
A few light clouds to start the morning and after that it should be another day of sunshine.
Little did I realise yesterday morning that I was in for a surprise. A lady called to say she was on her way to carry out a farm compliance check (no polite asking with these people, if it's not convenient - tough). Around 1% of farms get a visit each year, but as my last audit on sheep was only in November and found no faults, I thought I must be especially lucky to get another one so soon. This time it is everything, starting with a spot check on what is going on in every field. A Leica GPS locator was used to map every field corner, every track and every agricultural building. After a glance at their electronic map I was able to see what may have triggered my "luck" - they had obviously lost 2 entire fields from their system (the UK agricultural mapping department is notorious for loosing things). It took until 7:30 pm to finish surveying.
The lady herself is actually quite pleasant to talk to, but that hasn't saved me in the past from the next phase, which today will be on all my farming documentation. It's like an ISO9001 audit, except you have to work to a quality manual that has been compiled by people who have the ability to write prescriptive rules without clarity and who never have the misfortune to follow what they have written down. I will be getting a personal fine for every non-compliance found.
I must stop ranting and look on the bright side - Hope everyone else is in for a better day![]()