You Know You Are Old When

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Years ago I was helping an old guy who asked me to get a paint brush. His old brushes he never cleaned well and said "this one is stiff as a wedding d*ck."

Question…How did the name Richard ever get shortened to D*ick?
 
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You know you are old when your medical provider is on your speed dial index
 
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We had Dick Sweat in politics around here.
 

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