You Know You Are Old When

[Fuddyduddy1952]

Wait .... That's not a brush!

Years ago I was helping an old guy who asked me to get a paint brush. His old brushes he never cleaned well and said "this one is stiff as a wedding d*ck."

 

[Alan46]

Years ago I was helping an old guy who asked me to get a paint brush. His old brushes he never cleaned well and said "this one is stiff as a wedding d*ck."

Question…How did the name Richard ever get shortened to D*ick?

 

[masseyrider]

Question…How did the name Richard ever get shortened to D*ick?

Didn't that happen during the Nixon presidency?

 

[MossRoad]

Question…How did the name Richard ever get shortened to D*ick?

I got too much time on my hands....

Dick (nickname) - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[scootr]

You know you are old when your medical provider is on your speed dial index

 

[Alan46]

I got too much time on my hands....

Dick (nickname) - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Thanks to MossRoad I have less time now. My favorite is wait for it.

• 
  Dick Pound (born 1942), Canadian swimming champion and first president of the World Anti-Doping Agency,…..

 

[steve tym]

We had Dick Sweat in politics around here.

 

[goeduck]

I remember when I was a kid, I used to dream about going to school and forgetting to put my jeans on. So far, I haven't done that yet.

I was always dreaming that the girls would forget to put their dresses on.

 

[Jstpssng]

I was always dreaming that the girls would forget to put their dresses on.

Do you mean you've stopped??

 

[goeduck]

Do you mean you've stopped??

well.... now I dream that the women would forget to put their dresses on.