Oh, I can relate, especially to the "pair" part.
We have one each Ram 3500, Challenger, Challenger GT, Ram 1500, Can-Am, and HiJet. Then I have other vehicles, and so does she.
Just sold my Jeep and some $8K in various parts, but still have enough left to build another one.
Now maybe it makes more sense why I really shouldn't buy yet another car. I'm already buried in maintenance.