You Know You Are Old When

/ You Know You Are Old When #221  
You watch TV commercials at night and you have no clue what in the heck they are selling and you have to ask your wife what is the product for.
I thought it was just me. Even some times when you know what the product is, you wonder why someone would think this ad would make you want to buy that product. Apple ads do that for me.
Good TV commercials are getting hard to come by...
They always were.
Lots of lame tv ads when I was a kid too, biggest difference was the graphics weren't as good.
 
/ You Know You Are Old When #222  
The last time that I tried to watch television was about 10 years ago while staying in a rental. There was some movie I had never seen and which is supposed to be a classic. I watched for about 15 minutes and over half of that was commercials.
When another round of ads came on I shut the darned thing off. If they were that bad in the beginning I can imagine how they'd be during the second half of the show.
 
/ You Know You Are Old When #223  
Remember when cable came out over 50 years ago?

One of the features was commercial free for that 7.95 monthly charge and how long did that last?

When the VCR arrived some started taping shows to minimize commercials and a few high end machines would auto pause and resume to edit out advertising.

It's not just TV... The SF Chronicle is just a fraction of physical size and far fewer pages but what remains is about half advertising and that's not counting the inserts.

Plus it's now $70 a month home delivery.

You know an old person's house by the newspaper in the driveway!
 
/ You Know You Are Old When
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#224  
You know an old person's house by the newspaper in the driveway!

Yep!!

My kids laugh at the newspaper. Say it’s old news as soon as it’s printed much less when it gets to the house.
 
/ You Know You Are Old When #225  
Remember when cable came out over 50 years ago?

One of the features was commercial free for that 7.95 monthly charge and how long did that last?

When the VCR arrived some started taping shows to minimize commercials and a few high end machines would auto pause and resume to edit out advertising.

It's not just TV... The SF Chronicle is just a fraction of physical size and far fewer pages but what remains is about half advertising and that's not counting the inserts.

Plus it's now $70 a month home delivery.

You know an old person's house by the newspaper in the driveway!
What I believe the worst part is snipping classic shows to fit in more commercials. An old 30 minute show that was 25 minutes with five minutes of commercials now looks like 20 minutes with ten minutes--or more-- of commercials. The plot line often fails to make sense.

I just flip it off and tend to things that need tending.
 
/ You Know You Are Old When #226  
Yep!!

My kids laugh at the newspaper. Say it’s old news as soon as it’s printed much less when it gets to the house.
With consolidated printing sites, it's now more like yesterday's news tomorrow. ;)
 
/ You Know You Are Old When #227  
You’re so right about the commercials. When we turn on a news program, more then not there’s. A commercial on!
 
/ You Know You Are Old When #228  
Remember when cable came out over 50 years ago?

One of the features was commercial free for that 7.95 monthly charge and how long did that last?

When the VCR arrived some started taping shows to minimize commercials and a few high end machines would auto pause and resume to edit out advertising.

It's not just TV... The SF Chronicle is just a fraction of physical size and far fewer pages but what remains is about half advertising and that's not counting the inserts.

Plus it's now $70 a month home delivery.

You know an old person's house by the newspaper in the driveway!
I still get mine for 50 cents a week ;) But since the company was sold twice since I left, it won't last much longer. When it goes up to regular rates, I'll cancel it. It's a shame, because the reporting is so good. Long, in-depth articles with follow-ups. Plus I still know several of the reporters that are still there, and still socialize with several folks that still work there. They just can't afford to print with a lack of advertising.
 
/ You Know You Are Old When #229  
What I believe the worst part is snipping classic shows to fit in more commercials. An old 30 minute show that was 25 minutes with five minutes of commercials now looks like 20 minutes with ten minutes--or more-- of commercials. The plot line often fails to make sense.

I just flip it off and tend to things that need tending.
There's a couple of sitcoms we enjoyed and bought the complete set of cd's and when we watch them, there are scenes that are never shown on tv because they were cut to squeeze in more ads.
 
/ You Know You Are Old When #230  
There's a couple of sitcoms we enjoyed and bought the complete set of cd's and when we watch them, there are scenes that are never shown on tv because they were cut to squeeze in more ads.
A disclaimer use to precede saying edited to fit format but have not seen that for some time.
 
/ You Know You Are Old When #232  
My first, and only house so far, a 1400 sq.ft. ranch with full basement, cost ~$32K in 1974, including the 3 acres of land. I am appalled at the prices of houses and land nowadays. My daughter and her husband built a house in FL a couple of years ago that was $600K. o_O
My first house was $18,900 in 1971. I built a new one for myself in 1996 for about $600,000 that is assessed at $2,600,000. and would probably sell for $3,500,000 today. Don't have any idea what the taxes are today but glad I don't still live there.
 
/ You Know You Are Old When #233  
Christmas was great but I got yet another reminder that I’m getting old.

We had a bunch of younger nieces and nephews over Christmas Eve. I had Dean Martin and Bing Crosby Christmas songs going as background music.

My 18 year old niece asked “who is singing”?

I said “Bing Crosby, maybe the best singer ever”. She looks at me and says “who is that”.

OMG in their language.

After much discussion and and a brief survey, turns out NONE of the kids 18 or under had any clue whatsoever about Bing Crosby, Dean Martin or Frank Sinatra. Not a clue.

I am getting old!!!
Back during the covid fiasco, my wife and I were traveling the country, between Oklahoma and California. We spent a night in Grand Junction, CO and ate at an Italian restaurant attached to a nearby motel. Us and two, maybe three other couples I think is all that were in there, easy "social" distancing. Anyway, the food was good as was the background music, Dean Martin, Frank Sinatra and other Italian crooners. Soft enough to not be intrusive, but loud enough to hear. Real music!
Never did get covid, still have not, nor did we get the clot shot!
 
/ You Know You Are Old When #236  
I know I'm old. My new driver's license picture doesn't look like me

And my favorite shoes don't have laces. :giggle:
Mine have laces...it just sounds like a trombone when tying them & briefs look like I sat on a Hershey bar.
 
/ You Know You Are Old When #237  
There's always a few TV show worth watching, but I have a DVR for adds and I usually watch 1 movie a week. I pay $242.00 a month for it.

I know some off you have arthritis bad like me, I have it in every joint in my body, even my foot bones. The only place it doesn't hurt is my elbows.

I still go out and do what I have to do, just can't last as long as I used to.

The best part of being old is that you don't have to get up and go to work.
 
/ You Know You Are Old When #238  
You know an old person's house by the newspaper in the driveway!
Problem is in my rural area, actually trying to get the drivway.

I've had subscriptions twice, but each time gave up because there was no rhyme or reason when I'd actually get it (along with some days it never showed up).

Thing is, I'm only a 25 minute drive from where the newspaper is printed.

I've talked to my neighbors, they seem to have the same issue as well.

Printed news seems to be dying due to expense and distribution costs.

That said, I know the gas stations that actually have them, and generally pick one up daily when I'm driving around for work.
 
/ You Know You Are Old When #239  
The last time that I tried to watch television was about 10 years ago while staying in a rental. There was some movie I had never seen and which is supposed to be a classic. I watched for about 15 minutes and over half of that was commercials.
When another round of ads came on I shut the darned thing off. If they were that bad in the beginning I can imagine how they'd be during the second half of the show.
There are some pretty good shows on PBS.

News at 10PM is generally watched for 30 minutes to see what's going on locally (if they start off with the weather, you know you can turn it off early).

Because of my wife's job, we get a good deal from a network in Vermont that is free. Basically has everything on it per cable shows. There are some good series out there IMO, you just need to find them.
 
/ You Know You Are Old When #240  
Speaking of PBS, one of the best things I ever saw on there was The History of Music in the USA. I think it was five 2 hour shows.

I wasn't going to record it, but I'm glad I did.
 

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