You Know You Are Old When

/ You Know You Are Old When #203  
You know you are getting old when you cut your tongue while brushing your teeth. I still haven't figured out how that happened but somehow I must have bitten it. :confused:
 
/ You Know You Are Old When #204  
You know you are getting old when you cut your tongue while brushing your teeth. I still haven't figured out how that happened but somehow I must have bitten it. :confused:
I had that happen when I was in my 30s.
 
/ You Know You Are Old When #205  
You know you are getting old when you cut your tongue while brushing your teeth. I still haven't figured out how that happened but somehow I must have bitten it. :confused:
Are you sure you didn’t break open a sore gum and not cut your tongue?
 
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You know you are getting old when you cut your tongue while brushing your teeth. I still haven't figured out how that happened but somehow I must have bitten it. :confused:

How about when you bite your tongue while chewing gum. Ouch!
 
/ You Know You Are Old When #207  
You know you are getting old when you cut your tongue while brushing your teeth. I still haven't figured out how that happened but somehow I must have bitten it. :confused:
Some people are sharp tongueed and there are others with Forked Tongue…
 
/ You Know You Are Old When #210  
You know you are getting old when you cut your tongue while brushing your teeth. I still haven't figured out how that happened but somehow I must have bitten it. :confused:
You gotta stop brushing with that wire brush, or put more Never-Seize on it.
 
/ You Know You Are Old When #211  
Some people are sharp tongueed and there are others with Forked Tongue…
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/ You Know You Are Old When #214  
Being Very Hangry on one occasion Im still reminded of a particular argument with my wife at dinner, while scarfing down food like a old hoover vacuum I bit a chunk of my tongue off. Mind you my mouth is now filling with blood dripping out of the side every time I opened it, Instead of the usual understanding and compassion she exemplifies she laughed and said I deserved that, which I did.
 
/ You Know You Are Old When #215  
You know you are getting old when you cut your tongue while brushing your teeth. I still haven't figured out how that happened but somehow I must have bitten it. :confused:
I do that and wear dentures
 
/ You Know You Are Old When #219  
You watch TV commercials at night and you have no clue what in the heck they are selling and you have to ask your wife what is the product for.

Saw this in the paper today, at least I know what they are selling, and thankfully I don't need them yet but....I wouldn't buy this brand because I'm wondering why the frick they have a dog wearing glasses with the guy!

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Good TV commercials are getting hard to come by...
 
/ You Know You Are Old When #220  
You watch TV commercials at night and you have no clue what in the heck they are selling and you have to ask your wife what is the product for.

Saw this in the paper today, at least I know what they are selling, and thankfully I don't need them yet but....I wouldn't buy this brand because I'm wondering why the frick they have a dog wearing glasses with the guy!

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Good TV commercials are getting hard to come by...
Yep as viewership declines...

Been at least 6 months since I turned on the TV...

Once you step away and come back the stream of commercials is glaring.

Somewhere I read the big automakers are foregoing Superbowl ads...

Remember when people actually wanted to watch Budweiser Superbowl spots and they had some great ones...
 

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