You Know You Are Old When

   / You Know You Are Old When #203  
You know you are getting old when you cut your tongue while brushing your teeth. I still haven't figured out how that happened but somehow I must have bitten it. :confused:
 
   / You Know You Are Old When #204  
You know you are getting old when you cut your tongue while brushing your teeth. I still haven't figured out how that happened but somehow I must have bitten it. :confused:
I had that happen when I was in my 30s.
 
   / You Know You Are Old When #205  
You know you are getting old when you cut your tongue while brushing your teeth. I still haven't figured out how that happened but somehow I must have bitten it. :confused:
Are you sure you didn’t break open a sore gum and not cut your tongue?
 
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#206  
You know you are getting old when you cut your tongue while brushing your teeth. I still haven't figured out how that happened but somehow I must have bitten it. :confused:

How about when you bite your tongue while chewing gum. Ouch!
 
   / You Know You Are Old When #207  
You know you are getting old when you cut your tongue while brushing your teeth. I still haven't figured out how that happened but somehow I must have bitten it. :confused:
Some people are sharp tongueed and there are others with Forked Tongue…
 
   / You Know You Are Old When #210  
You know you are getting old when you cut your tongue while brushing your teeth. I still haven't figured out how that happened but somehow I must have bitten it. :confused:
You gotta stop brushing with that wire brush, or put more Never-Seize on it.
 

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