You Know You Are Old When

[masseyrider]

Heck, I'm 85 and didn't know I was old until I started reading all this crap.

Forest for the trees?

 

[BravoXray]

Growing older seems to be mandatory but growing up more of a suggestion.

I may be forced to grow old, but I refuse to grow up!

 

[Jstpssng]

I may be forced to grow old, but I refuse to grow up!

You can't teach an old dog new tricks!

 

[Fuddyduddy1952]

Walmart is a zoo...We've seen public nudity.

 

[mapper]

When the checkers assistant in Cosco asks if you need help loading a 35 lb bag of dog food in the car. Yep, happened today!

 

[Oaktree]

Walmart is a zoo...We've seen public nudity.View attachment 842484

We can always tell the Canadian tourists here because they all seem overdressed. I'll admit to preferring to wear comfortable clothes...clean but sometimes a bit ratty. Haven't worn a tie in almost 40 years, don't intend to start now. Haven't worn pajamas since I was a kid.

 

[scootr]

Heck, I'm 85 and didn't know I was old until I started reading all this crap.

85 strong! Rock on Gary

 

[MossRoad]

... Haven't worn pajamas since I was a kid.

Sorry, couldn't resist.

 

[JasperFrank]

Long time marriage has its benefits. I'll walk in to a room and not know why I was there. The wife will say, you are looking for your keys and wallet, cause you just got dressed, and put on shoes, so obviously you are going out..... they are in the utility drawer, right here, where you always put them.

 

[TractorTech]

When the checkers assistant in Cosco asks if you need help loading a 35 lb bag of dog food in the car. Yep, happened today!

That happened to me at TSC, but I had 50 and 80# sacks of feed. I swallowed my pride and graciously answered YES!
Older and wiser beats young and stupid.