SHOP RULES!

[turnkey4099]

Never walk into a man's shop and say anything if he is working with a power tool or taking a measurement....etc. How's that ?

Amen! I was working on one of my chainsaw carbs when my wife asked "Why don't you buy a new saw!" "No thanks, I already have 3" WHO SAID THAT!?. Bad enough that I said it but to add the 'three' was worse - she only knew about 2.

Harry K

 

[The Haymaker]

A picture is easier than explaining.

 

[jayste]

Jay don,t tell anyone I said this,but a hose and funnel through the wall works well.Drill a hole and fill with course gravel and you won,t need the pot.Remember just between us cuz I,d hate to have anyone else know!If you got caught you,ll be puttin (depends) on those horsesDave

SSSHHHH! Ok Crusty just you and me talking here!:laughing::thumbsup: Good idea. Sure beats what I'm doing now.

There are no written rules for my shop....... I make them up as I go.
If you come in and have a question or need something, ask if there is a rule.
I'll make one up specifically for you, and just because someone else can do it doesn't mean you can.

Oh yeah, the rules are always subject to change.

Yes sir, custom rules and you'd think they'd appreciate it that you've made them just for them!

Old Shorty is gettin' the idea. He likes to lay up on the cool floor and sleep. The dreaming of chasing rabbits across the countryside is ok but the "passing of gas" in my vicinity is forbidden! 'Nuff said?!:laughing::thumbsup:

That's him taking over one of the chairs on the porch! OK! Back to the rules.....:anyone:

 

[mjncad]

A picture is easier than explaining.

I like it! I hope TBN's resident Taliban censor doesn't see it!

 

[Window Geek]

Here's a pic of one from my friends at Valtec Hydraulics, St Louis, MO:laughing:

The story of my life:laughing:

:laughing: Now I GOTTA get that one for the shop!

 

[E/S]

This is how I say My Shop, My Rules !

E/S

 

[mjncad]

A picture is easier than explaining.

I'd make one slight change..."Safety glasses and shoes required, bras and panties optional."

 

[Fxfymn]

Your Mother doesn't work here, so you'll have to clean up after yourself.

 

[6011Artist]

This is MY workshop, don't mess with my mess.

One I remember from years ago in a guys shop:

Some things we hold dear in this life.
The tools of our trade and the dear lil wife.
So, don't ask to borrow my tools,
And I won't ask to borrow your wife.

 

[mjncad]

This is MY workshop, don't mess with my mess.

One I remember from years ago in a guys shop:

Some things we hold dear in this life.
The tools of our trade and the dear lil wife.
So, don't ask to borrow my tools,
And I won't ask to borrow your wife.

If I'm willing to loan you my wife, will you loan me your tools?