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You Know You Are Old When
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Peter 315
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You bragging about your manhood....
I wish!!!You bragging about your manhood....
airbiscuit
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It's hard when you're under pressure
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goeduck
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Embarrassing if you put the tent pole up.
Fuddyduddy1952
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When I had my gall bladder removed years ago a nurse walked in hours after my surgery saying I could be released if I was able to pee in a cup. She handed me the cup and I headed for the bathroom thinking Wow! She sure is pretty! 
In the bathroom I turned around and she was standing there smiling. I said this won't work since there won't be pee in the cup.
She waited outside the bathroom.
One of my many accidents I woke up to see this gorgeous nurse. I said this must be heaven and you're an angel.
In the bathroom I turned around and she was standing there smiling. I said this won't work since there won't be pee in the cup.
She waited outside the bathroom.
One of my many accidents I woke up to see this gorgeous nurse. I said this must be heaven and you're an angel.
masscity
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2LaneCruzer
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You know you are old if you ever had one of these tacked to your door:
QUARANTINE
Measles
QUARANTINE
Measles
Ken
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The wife had Polio at age 4 before any knowledge of the method of treatment, stayed in Hosp. until the fever broke then started keeping her still thus withered muscles / remember the little cards a Dime for the Nuns .
Also, small Pox if you were not running or popping out with something had to help someone who was.
Then the Atomic Bomb in N.Mex. Radiation cloud and Ranchers told an ammunition train exploded
munition train Exploded.
Sigarms
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Decided to write my obituary this morning.
No, no plans on dying anytime in the near future, and hopefully have at least another 20 years or more, but it's something I always wanted to do.
Short, sweet and simple with the most important things I wanted to say.
Honestly, seems like talking about death can be taboo. I know my wife is the executor of her aunts will because her cousins refuse to talk about the any possibility that she could die.
I figure if my life is printed in the paper after I die, I'd rather write it than anyone else. Did give my wife permission to spruce it up grammatically and word wise than my exact words, but she has the blue print and I asked to not to add or take anything out, and she is a great writer, which she uses for her profession.
Lucky for my wife I didn't write something up like this, but I would of loved to, but love my wife more LOL
No, no plans on dying anytime in the near future, and hopefully have at least another 20 years or more, but it's something I always wanted to do.
Short, sweet and simple with the most important things I wanted to say.
Honestly, seems like talking about death can be taboo. I know my wife is the executor of her aunts will because her cousins refuse to talk about the any possibility that she could die.
I figure if my life is printed in the paper after I die, I'd rather write it than anyone else. Did give my wife permission to spruce it up grammatically and word wise than my exact words, but she has the blue print and I asked to not to add or take anything out, and she is a great writer, which she uses for her profession.
Lucky for my wife I didn't write something up like this, but I would of loved to, but love my wife more LOL
Joe Heller Obituary (1937 - 2019) - Centerbrook, CT - Hartford Courant
View Joe Heller's obituary, send flowers and sign the guestbook.
www.legacy.com
