You Know You Are Old When

[JethroB]

Old when:
Your eye doctor refers you to a cosmetic surgeon for a eyebrow lift. The weight of your southbound brows are causing eye irritation and restricting upwards vision.

I’m melting and beginning to resemble a bloodhound.

 

[Jstpssng]

Old when:
Your eye doctor refers you to a cosmetic surgeon for a eyebrow lift. The weight of your southbound brows are causing eye irritation and restricting upwards vision.

I’m melting and beginning to resemble a bloodhound.

Both of my parents had that done.

 

[stuckmotor]

Old when:
Your eye doctor refers you to a cosmetic surgeon for a eyebrow lift. The weight of your southbound brows are causing eye irritation and restricting upwards vision.

I’m melting and beginning to resemble a bloodhound.

My eye doctor was complaining about my face sagging, too.

 

[Pixguy]

Both of my parents had that done.

You're doomed!

 

[Jstpssng]

Kinda always believed in wearing safety glasses after that

I think about that a lot when working around the tractor. Mainly when hooking up the grapple, but anytime there's risk of getting hydraulic fluid spray.

 

[newbury]

I think about that a lot when working around the tractor. Mainly when hooking up the grapple, but anytime there's risk of getting hydraulic fluid spray.

And with old equipment that could be anytime it's under pressure when a hose could leak.

 

[MoKelly]

You feel old when you read John Wayne would be 117 this year.

And you remember watching him in movies.

 

[newbury]

You feel old when you read John Wayne would be 117 this year.

And you remember watching him in movies.

When he was young.

 

[masseyrider]

You remember when everything was better.

 

[Fuddyduddy1952]

My doctor said if I get another face lift I'd have another beard.